Bob wants to watch football every Monday night. Emily feels this is unfair: their other activities allow the couple only two nights each week to be together, and she thinks they should do something that they both enjoy. This leads to an unresolved, all-night argument that ends only when the two participants become exhausted.
Bob and Emily have been trying for some time to have a child. When they attend a party where the conversation turns to the subject of children, they feel so left out that they decide to adopt a child. This is a retooled version of the original pilot. In order for this episode to fit into the series, the office scenes had to be re-shot. Originally Jerry Robinson(Peter Bonerz) was a swinging Psychologist and shared office space with Bob. The characters of receptionist Carol Kester(Marcia Wallace) and patient Elliot Carlin(Jack Riley) were absent. In fact, the part of Bob's patient was played by the Orthodontist who worked upstairs. Bob and Emily also lived in a condo and Bob was head of the building association.
Bob's old school friend Murdock is in town for a day to sell a complex giveaway item to a Chicago cereal company. Bob invites him to stay overnight at his home. The brief encounter stretches out to a week when Murdock can't make his business connections. He gradually takes over Bob's car, clothing, and most of his home life.
Bob's patients observe tradition by planning a surprise party to honor the fourth year of the group's therapy sessions. When an unseen member, a Mr. Gianelli, threatens to turn the party into a disaster, Bob kicks him out of the group. His decision meets with instant group approval until Mr. Gianelli dies under a ton of zucchini.
Bob and his friends host an orphan contingent for a wildly improbable camping-out experience.
Bob turns amateur detective when he believes that his expensive tape recorder has been stolen.
Bob and his friend "The Peeper" take a trip down Memory Lane and wind up in the slammer.
Bob defends the work ethic when Jerry comes into a pile of money and promptly retires from the dental profession.
Jerry, retired orthodontist and orphan, takes off on a world tour to search for his long-lost parents.
Bob undergoes a shock when his mother announces that she has separated from his father after 47 years of marriage.
Bob takes on the role of Christmas peacemaker when he attempts to reconcile his parents.
Bob watches in amazement as one of his patients supports a blossoming romance with a tissue of lies.
Bob's invitation to lecture at a prestigious sex seminar results in distress when the audience shows up nude.
Bob runs into marital problems when he brings his therapy group home for a wild role-playing encounter.
Bob succumbs to the pressures of living in a big city and desperately seeks employment of a small rural college.
Bob thinks that Veronica Kidd, a student trainee, has fallen in love with him.
Bob strikes out against a friend's fear of falling, but succumbs to the same phobia himself when he is subjected to a harrowing elevator experience.
Bob's memory is taxed to the limit when he forgets that April 15 is the Federal income tax deadline—and also the date of the Hartleys' seventh wedding anniversary.
Bob is held hostage in his office by a friendly bank robber.
A despondent friend accepts Bob's suggestion and turns the psychologist's reception area into a mini-Polynesian village.
Bob offers sound psychological advice to his wife and his therapy group on how to handle anger. Then he proceeds to blow up himself.
Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol, Bob's receptionist, announces that she's expecting a baby. Then, Emily drops her bombshell—and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.
Bob's well-ordered life turns topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.
Bob's attempt at treating convicts who are about to be released has him climbing the walls.
Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl.
Bob is puzzled when his henpecked patient, Mr. Petersen, asserts himself with far-reaching consequences.
Bob deals with the amusing problems of an improbable paternity suit and a phone paging service that never pages him.
Bob's impulsive decision to leave town for a week is received with disastrous emotions by his patients, who seemingly can't make it without him.
It's no laughing matter for Howard when his 12 year old son Howie announces he's leaving home to become a comedian.
Bob interviews a variety of psychologists to take over his patients while he's out of town. It's soon apparent that they are very much in need of help themselves. When Bob's former teacher, Professor Dreebe, offers his services, it seems the perfect answer.
At first, Bob is thrilled when a nontalkative patient named Mr. Twillmer finally opens up after being told that anything he might say will be held in the strictest confidence. His joy is short-lived when Twillmer confesses to grand larceny.
Emily's protective instincts are aroused when 70-year-old Grace DuBois, an odd but friendly recluse, is threatened with being sent to a rest home for elderly people who can't cope with reality.
Bob and Emily celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary with a dream flight into the fantasy of being married to different partners.
Bob finds himself with unhappy and hostile patients who refuse to attend his Christmas party when they are mistakenly informed of a rate increase at the height of the Yuletide season. One patient is moved to hire a pie-throwing service.
The Hartleys embark on a seagoing vacation to put work behind them. But Bob can't resist playing psychologist when he undertakes to counsel a married couple.
Emily Hartley discovers a new low in male chauvinism when Bob's father arranges a fishing trip to his cabin and assigns her woman's work while the men brave the great out-of-doors.
Bob counsels a quintet of jovial ex-convicts to help them find honest employment.
Bob advises a patient named Mr. Plager to realize his human potential by writing a play based on his own experiences. But when Plager writes, directs, and produces an actual World War I drama whose characters bear a startling resemblance to the rest of Bob's patients, the warfare really begins.
Bob's paranoid, perennial patient, Mr. Carlin, involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates—especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.
Paul Billingham—known to his radio fans as Ralph Alfalfa, the Happy Farmer—comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.
Bob's friends close ranks to "protect" Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.
On the eve of being announced "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she's leaving his employ.
At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip—but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.
Bob gives up his psychological practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.
Essentially a continuing episode of the original "The Bob Newhart Show". The plot picks up the day after the "last" episode of "Newhart" which itself morphed back into "The Bob Newhart Show". Dr. Robert Hartley has yet another day at the office which he spends trying to explain his "dream" of the night before which of course was the "Newhart" show. Series regulars Suzanne Pleshette, Bill Daily, Peter Bonerz, Marcia Wallace and Jack Riley all return to reprise their roles.