An all-new podcast emerges and the world rejoices!
Fat Brain, The War on Blackface, Kid-Friendly Pride, Lack of Bidets
Messed up sex doll fingers, selling AMC, crappy children's artwork, "China Aporogies", female writers, the metric system, Gavin McInnes cries about something, "Disinformation", women banging psychopaths, edgy reboots, and the top hat pooper.
oo Much Pride, Child Advocates, Regret, The Minimum Wage
The N-Word Defense, YouTube Role Models, Space Tourists, COVID Deniers
Deinstitutionalization, Two-Factor Authentication, Silver Alerts, Presidential Gas Gripers
Scientism, Prison Rape, Picky Parkers, Puppets
Payment Processors, Culinary Gatekeepers, Socialist Millionaires, Goth Erasure
Hospital Pricing Transparency Non-Compliance, Holocaust Metaphors, Simulation Theory, The Pledge of Allegiance
Tattle Tales, Late Rape, Finger Pain, Trans Athletes
Celebrity Voice Actors, Macho Weathermen, Stupid Food Trends, Sustainability
Installing Console games, Columbus Hate, Waiters Who Don't Write Down Your Order, Master Erasure
Fake News, Traumatic Brain Injury, Long Lost Lectures, OCD Toasters
Public Urination Laws, Social Malware, Nuclearphobia
Gun Control, Charger Not Included, Premature E-Trackulation, Armchair Mechanics
Silencing the User, Woke Unions, Family Court, Shitty Slow Motion
Presidential Turkey Pardons, Pedophile Symbol Conspiracies, Political Canonization, Domain Squatters
Cash Bail, The Myth of the Noble Savage, Breast Reduction Surgery, Funko Pops
Seth Rogan, Free Trials with Credit Card, Live Action Anime, Testicular Torsion
The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat, Civil Forfeiture, Unwarranted Self-Importance, Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts
Dead Celebrity Endorsements, Initiating the Conversation, Craigslist Complainers, Kid Christmas Pageants
Going Back to Work, Big Shits That Tear Up your Asshole, Blindness, The Movie Theater Experience
Vito's Twitter Account, Politeness Words, Virtual Restaurant Brands, Branded Buttons
Inflation, Forced Diversity in Film, Sour Grapes, Too Long of Media
Eldercare, Broken Bones, Travel Insurance, "You Voted For This"
The Cowardice of Women, Political Scientists, Bad Jannies, LARPing PUAs
The National Debt, Smoking is Too Cool, Inventing Black Inventors, Seatbelt Alarms
No-Knock Warrants, The Olympics, Crack, Sponsored Hate
Pedophiles, Ear Worms, Local Businesses, Fear of a Black Elf
Vladimir Putin, Nuclear War, Flip Flops Breaking, The Cost of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)
Keyboard Warriors, Bread Tacos, Futurama Fans
Incest Porn, Celebrity Never Nudes, Sleep Deprivation, Side Hustles
Indoctrinating Children, Easy Mode Activists, The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy, Zoom Exhaustion
The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords, "Love Bombing", Laws That Make You Lie, Asexuality
The Windows 10 Search Bar, Boycotts of the Week, Kink Shaming, Disability Discrimination
Media Consolidation, Living in the Ghetto, Roadside Death Shrines, Spoiler Nazis
Seed oil disrespecters, Women's tears, Fake mobile game ads, No more comedies
The Emperor's New Burn, The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy, Getting Rid of Grease, Fake 2D Animation
Cash Register Solicitations, Lack of Bodily Integrity, Overpriced Breakfasts, Not Enough Seanies
Fake Neurodivergence, Intellectual Property Laws, Bluetooth, 3D Technology
Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes, Backseat Googlers, Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes
Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling, Pussy Cops, Unrealistic Expectations, Parking Idlers
Hate Hoaxes, Criminalizing Heterosexuality, Suction Cups, Canon Cops
Dick couldn't make it, so Vito hosted his own CALL-IN SPECTACULAR!!! Enjoy!
Dick couldn't make it again, so Vito hosted another CALL-IN SPECTACULAR!!! Enjoy!
Amber Heard Supporters, Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit, Tattle-Tale Journalists
Influencer Culture, Extreme Heat Events, Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags, Event Wristbands.
The vibrancy and color of your local bodega must be treasured! Unless you're a mean ol grump like Dick. Then he'll be blocking your access to overpriced liquor and deli sandwiches with his army of road protestors. How did all these people get licenses anyway?
Height Discrimination, The Alt-Tab Death Spiral, Famine, Epstein Blue Balls
Swatting, Rent is Too Damn High, Evolution, Not Supporting Black Businesses
SSRIs, Minimum Wageslaves, Pity Party Poopers
Game Journalists, Animal Abuse, Overly Courteous Drivers, Occupational Stereotypes, Discontinued Food Fakeouts
Go vote on the problems and thank you for supporting the show! We couldn't do it without you!
True Crime Hysterics, Having a Small Penis, Democracy, Non-Connecting Parking Lots
Join Vito and I as we review the best and worst problems of the year, and we bring in the Biggest Problems of 2021: The Death of Norm MacDonald, Elliot Page's Topless Pics, The Capital Riots, and GameStop.
Different Races, Hygiene Truthers, Untraveled Experts, and Manscapegoating.
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Happy May the Fourth! We're doing the biggest problem in Star Wars! Sean was right, it's the fans.
The Proudest Problem in the Universe
The Two-Party System, The American Flag, The 19th Amendment, The National Anthem, The Twins Losing
Kangaroo Courts, Anti-Woke Marketing, Algorithm Generated Merchandise, VR Chat
The IRS, Comply Guys, Mobile-Only Websites, Changed Passwords Not Saving
Womansplaining, Deadname Drama, Fatwas, Sobering Up Before You Pass Out
Student Debt Repayment, Ratchet Straps, Female Comedy Writers, Creepy Targeted Ads
Social Media, Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, Celebrity Bands
Theater Kids, Military Suicides, Drunk Eating, The War on Whiteface
Refusal to Wear the Hijab, Shorter Attention, Getting Band-Aids Wet, Boring Sports Uniforms
Wellness Checks, Philistines, Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard, Mandatory Evacuation Orders
Circumcision Apologists, Sports-a-phobia, Fear of Self-Promotion
Corporate Bootlicking, "no" Autocorrect, Anti-Semitism, Email
Child Support, Music Videos Disguised as Movies, Online Naturalists, Not Getting Drugs on Halloween
Finding the Edge on Packing Tape, Franchise Crossovers, Pedo Jacketing, Holiday Decorations
Unnecessary Safety Warnings, Venue Cancellation, Fake Straights, Jersey Burning, Black Israelites
Autism, People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane, Effective Altruism, Enslaving Indie Directors
Cockteasing, Ticketmaster, Pro-Spider Propaganda, Slow Cancer
Getting Sick During Time Off, Sensationalism, Badly Timed Traffic Lights, Hippie Thanksgiving
Elon Musk, Conservatives, Bad Blood
The War on Anonymity, The Female Dating Strategy Podcast, Hitler
Starving Artists, Billionaire Bootlickers, Holiday Parties, Blockbuster Nostalgia
Onmibus Spending, Swastika Scaries, Going to the Dentist, Fan Entitlement
The De-Sexification of Media, Manliness Gurus, Cum, Shoulder Nipples
False False Flags, Gimmick Twitter Accounts, e-Wh*res
Adam Sessler, The Gas Stove Ban, The "You're Mad" Game
Thoughts and Prayers, Fear of Negotiating, Dick and Vito Get No Credit, The Myth of a Conservative Creative Renaissance
Pharmaceutical Ads, Tip Jar Takeover, Performative Doomsday Metaphors, AI Psychology Podcasts
Uninformed Voters, Deep Fake Consent Malarky, Going to the Doctor
Missed Opportunities, Satanic Panic, Tech Switcheroos, Peladophobia
Protein Clumps Sticking in Your Glass, Ethical Consumption Clowns, Halftime Shows, Train Wrecks
The Anchoring Effect, Contouring, Kink Personalities
No Flying Cars, The Homeless, Community Detachment, USB Cables
Thirst Traps, Post Purchase Surveys, Demographic Dummies, and Right Wing Alt-Tech
Washing Your Hands With Long Sleeves, Reparation Retardation, Free Market Haters, Not Drinking on St. Patrick's Day
Turn off that obnoxious Tim Pool song and crank up your podcast speakers, because the Biggest Problem is here! Vito takes issue with tip-hungry waitresses while Dick makes an excellent point about the horrible mistreatment of trans women in America. The boys argue over the necessity of wearing a gay shark on your jersey, before heading off to drink in a loud hovel where no human conversation can possibly survive. DRINK UP YOU ANIMALS!
Lack of Good VR Porn, Great Government Firewalls, Mass Shooter Lotto, Pissphobes
The Civil Rights Act, Easy Mode in Video Games, Nazis are Too Cool, Seatbelt Laws
Stock Market Morons, Cover Charges, Short Attention Spans (Again), and Google Doodle Dummies
Hypocrisy, Inefficient Airplane Boarding, $1,000 Posters, Relying on Your Friends
Drip Pricing, Subway Performers, May the 4th, Bryan Singer
Land Acknowledgements, My Bitch Realtor, Women in Star Wars
This week: Vito cries like a woman. Then he raps for some reason. What a show! Artificial Arizona Inflation, Parasocial Relationships, The Myth of American Gun Violence, and Having to Get Out of the Shower to Get Something.
This week on a VERY SPECIAL episode of Biggest Problem: Vito is mad that video games are overpriced. Dick reviews Eric July's terrible superhero comic. Prepare for fun!
In this episode: Eric July uses numerous slurs and physical challenges in his unhinged response to Dick's completely reasonable story editing notes.
In this episode: food goes bad, boring graduations make us mad, web tutorials are sad, and no one likes your stupid dad. ALSO: a 5th grade teacher reviews Eric July's ISOM #1. Hail the Rippaverse!
Artificial Scarcity, Battery Corrosion, Night Pooping, Nocturia, and George Soros District Attorneys
This week the boys are joined by beloved YouTube personalities Bowblax and Turkey Tom. The Anti-Plastic Movement, People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes, Toxic Positivity, Airplane Seats, and NFT Haters
Source Snobs, The Black/White Test Score Gap, Charity Fraud, and Trivial Cheating
Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture, Activist Ice Cream, Drug Dummies, and Silverware Scraping on Plates
Not Enough H!tler Movies, Fortnite, Awareness, and Fake Fly-Open Shorts
Filet-O-Fish Disrespecters, Not Being Able to Talk to Animals, THE SEC, and Too Many H!tler Movies
Voice Actors Recording at Hone, Non-Drivers, Gamers, and The Production Quality of Amateur Porn
Summer is ending and that means you're going back to Kid Prison! In this bonus episode, we argue about the biggest problem in school. What is it?
Getting Your Order Wrong, French Fries, Burger Tribalism, The Death of the Dollar Menu, Missing McDonald's Breakfast, Fake-Out Sprite, Getting Stuck Behind Black People in the Drive Thru.
SAD, Christmas Truthers, Mariah Carey Haters, Forced Christmas Memes, Missing the Return Date on Gifts
The J6 Commission, The Crypto Collapse, the invasion of Ukraine, anti-woke politicians.
No More Cosby Show, Propagandizing MLK, Black History Month is Disorganized, Streaming Service Black-Outs
Vito is Italian. Mario is Italian. Also, Birdo is transgender?? It's the biggest problem in Mario. Voting on the problems increases your power levels.
BLAZE IT UP, BRO. SMOKE A J, BRO. AND ALSO...IT'S HITLER'S BIRTHDAY??? VOTE ON THE PROBLEMS
The Barbie Movie, Jewish Conspiracies, Knots That are Tied Too Tight
The BPITU featuring Destiny
Fake Libertarians, The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets, The Royal "We", The Five-Day Work Week, Mugshot Envy
Lack of Congressional Term Limits, Watching a Man Drown, Rickety Shit, Women's Dating Advice
Plea Deals, Shitty Shippers, Bible Truthers, Phone Format Paste
The UK Government, Culture War Criminals, Doing All the Work in a Group Project, Someone Else Shitting in Your Hotel Room, "The Bonus Hole"
Texas Legal Myths, The Dunning-Kruger Effect, Waiters Who Bring the Table An Uneven Amount Of Bread, Rough Teeth
Live Show in Los Angeles, CA
Mosquitos, Lack of S3x Tourism, Boob Truthers, Halloweenies, Sober October
Bad Neighbors, GameStop, Pimples on Your Nose, Counting Dead Kids
Stranger Dangers, Empty Parking Lots, Scraping Your Armpit with Deodorant, Nintendo 64 Nostalgia
Doctors Who Won't Give You Drugs, People Expecting Jews To Not Support Israel, "Objectively", and Mass Shootings
Picking on Step Dads for the Wrong Reasons, Idea Guys, and Slavic Men Treating the Gym Like A Turkish Bath
Tinnitus, Fake Retirements, Backseat Murderers, and Unqualified Applicants
Employees Not Opening a Second Checkout Line, Blowing your Wad Early, and Social Media Disinformation
Immigration, Not Enough Leftovers, Buyer's Remorse, and Too Much Time Between Animated Seasons
Vito Loses, Special Needs Heroes, Rex Gets Blown Off, Isom "Art" is Made of 3D Assets
In this very special episode, Dick and Vito discuss the fallout of Maddox's three hour documentary masterpiece: "When Fans Become Stalkers." Listen in on the tale of an insane, lying, Armenian psychopath who can't accept that his embarassing sperg out an ex-girlfriend was the direct path to his own professional and financial ruin.
Stan Culture, Tight Booths, and Surrogacy Haters
Suicide Baiting, Unlisted Prices, and Women Fighting in Movies
Big Leaguing, Cutting Yourself Shaving, Conservative Porn, and Fingernail Piles
DEI, Hustlers' Universities, First Ladies, and Hour-Long TV Shows
"Would", Abandoning American Citizens Abroad, Live Service Video Games, and Too Many Asians at Costco
Home Repair, Fast Food Face Grease, Ignoring Driving Signals, and Derivative Dummies
Robocallers, Confirmation Bias, Taylor Swift, and Bad Snaps
The Sex Offender Registry, Private Wi-Fis, Cops Transferring Departments, and Product Placement Movies