Nestled amongst saguaro cacti like a majestic mirage in the arid sands of Palm Springs, we welcome you to the glistening, pink-hued motor lodge that is the Trixie Motel! This amazing inn features seven themed rooms expertly prepared for only the finest desert debauchery. Amenities galore await you, like our sparkling pool, perfectly fit for your sun-dried hot dog legs and pale, bald dome. And if you're extraordinarily lucky, two gay goblins may be relaxing poolside on chaise lounges, shoving homemade cookies into their maws and spitting hot-podcast-fire into microphones as the sun bakes their chalky flesh. Welcome to the Trixie Motel, where you can check-in, and you can also check-out. By 11am. Because we need to rid the damn room of your malodorous stench, you filthy animal.