Official Statement from the esteemed Lushious H. Massacr IV, Esq.: In a moment unprecedented in the annals of human cooperation, the international drag community proudly proclaims the dawn of lasting global concord, achieved through the harmonious power of the Astounding Portal of Unity: The Booty Hole. Let this precious orifice inspire nations to transcend petty grievances and embrace collective purpose and tolerance. The world now stands as a unified polity, fortified by a shared commitment to dignity, mutual respect, and the serene magnetism of this starry symbol. Let this historic declaration affirm Lushious' hopeful belief that even the most unexpected sources may guide humanity toward its highest destiny.