The big “AA Show” day is here and Artie and Anthony begin the day talking about their “hater” on-line fans, Artie tells a story about snorting glass (WTF), they discuss sh*tty old jobs, 70’s TV, Jim Norton and giant cock, and Ant reminisces on times at the ranch. They talk about Fonzie and blacks, the old days of putting anything on TV and getting away with it, blowjob excuses, moronic radio contests, kid fu*kers, white trash chicks on Live PD, old timey “racist” jokes, and we hear about “Gaga” being offended and kicked out of the Comedy Cellar. They talk about internet “white nights,” swap dad stories and “detox” stories, chat about sports betting and gambling, killing spouses on cruise ships, sick animals being better than sick kids, knowing when to cut your losses, Fez Whatley, and they end the day breaking down the pics on the new set.
On today’s AA Show Rich Vos joins Artie and Anthony to chat it up about the impending hurricane in Florida, gross blowjobs (?!), “Hasidic wires,” 911 Forensic Files calls, Artie Lange in death pools, death hoaxes, and hall of fames in high schools. Rich brings up his rough childhood neighborhood, they talk about The Little Rascals, disgraced radio hosts, we get to the bottom of a new studio caper, hear about a crime committed by Craig Carton, and they discuss erotic asphyxiation. They go on to talk about “Dreamers” and Cher’s comments regarding them, Vos and his sh*tty spelling, technology ruining baseball, roasting, they play a little “If you…,”
Wrapping up the week, Artie and Anthony talk about Craig Carton posting bail, Ant’s history with Boomer Esiason, possible replacements for Craig Carton, Joe Namath, and stupid ass pharmacies. Dave Attell joins the guys and they go on to chat about A&A audience differences, Long Island strip clubs, the current hurricane situation, slutty chicks at conventions, crazy road gigs, 70’s variety shows, and Anthony’s time in Cali as a kid. Robert Kelly makes his way into the studio and the gang chats about Anthony’s childhood shenanigans, faggot cowboys, KFC’s new Colonel Sanders and Popeye’s, they check in on the hurricane, talk about the My Pillow, and we hear from a few callers. They discuss sports betting, Indians and Italians, Ozarks on Netflix, Burt Reynolds tell all book, old school Sonny and Cher, Artie and Anthony’s mugshots, Whoopi Goldberg’s hot take on pubes, and we hear one of the most embarrassing things that happened to Artie.
The AA Show is back with Anthony and Artie talking about their good looks, the real AA, “loser” things they’ve done, Dice, Stern, and Rogan stories, learning to do impressions, Artie’s racial jokes, and Joe Matarese’s feedback on The AA Show. They talk about 9/11, Artie performing overseas, Ant’s lovely convo with Jon Stewart, Twitter convos, court TV shows, “legal advisors” in jail, and Dave Smith and Chris Hansen join the guys to chat about the old days of journalists and drugs. They also discuss smoking on planes, the upcoming season of “Crime Watch Daily,” where Chris was on 9/11, and mainstream media. After Chris makes his exit, the guys go on to talk about the hurricanes, climate change, libertarianism, the Nuremberg trials, immigration and Hitler (?!), sh*tty ass improv, and Anthony doing Chip Chipperson’s podacast later tonight.
Artie and Anthony begin the day talking about yesterday’s interview with Chris Hansen, creepy ass predators, Twitter feedback, Joe Matarese’s AA Show feedback, and Joe Matarese takes a seat to talk about morning radio gigs and to backpedal about the “critique video” he made. They chat about AGT, the callers chime in, John Moses joins the guys and they go on to trash Matarese’s show bookings, talk about internet rumors, a “Joe Matarese fan podcast,” Joe Matarese the comedy opener, and we see a bit of the Matarese tape. Joe continues to backpedal as the guys critique more of his video, the guys smash Joe, Joe attempts to smash back, Joe Matarese calls in (?!), and they wrap talking about Markie Post’s tits, an awkward NFL sideline commentator, the first female NFL announcer, and Joe being a change thief.
Dave Landau joins Artie and Anthony to talk about prior arrests, pit bulls, bullshit commercials, death pools, old looking actors, Kid Rock running for office, Stuttering John and El Chapo, and we watch a clip of Nancy Pelosi and her giant tits. The guys check out Christie Brinkley and her daughters, discuss hanging in the Hamptons, getting laid back in the day, high school reunions, comedian John Fox and Kid Dave, dildo’s, the Kardashian’s and their fu*king habits, Frank Vincent’s death, and the Nixon tapes. Goodfellas shockingly comes up, they insert a “certain word” in movie sayings, the guys talk about Bob Golub, Hillary on The View, doing drugs properly, vices, Dave’s drunk driving, Nic Cage movies, Tori Spelling, “what the fu*k,” and Pauly Shore the pussy puller.
Wrapping up the week, Anthony is joined by Craig Gass talking about rehab experiences, Artie makes his way in studio bitching about his ferry issues, the guys go on to talk about Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, and Brad Garrett, auctioning off football players, and Johnny Carson giving breaks. They chat about Kinison a bit more, discuss eulogies at comedian’s funerals, Louis CK the jerk-off, Gilbert Gottfried’s fearlessness, Brother Joe on the People’s Court, Tom Cotter joins the guys and they talk about “racism” at a baseball games, the old radio days, and they swap some Dave Attell stories. They also talk about aggressive sports fans, America’s Got Talent, old school sitcom premises, Esther Ku pops by and they end the day talking about sex dolls, hurricane evacuations, assholes in the industry, Esther’s mango farming, and cumming for charity.
The AA Show is back with the guys talking about younger women and older women issues and libertarians, Joe DeVito takes a seat and they go to chat about band names, politically correctness, internet trolls, and advice for them. After a troll calls in, they talk about Kevin Hart being extorted, Ian Fidance joins the guys and they talk about his shady modes of public transportation, the guys talk about public shitters, working with midgets, a “fu*k the police” guy, “hate speech,” and Andrew Dice Clay. They wrap up the show discussing comics with disabilities, Ian’s sexual preferences, the greatness of Dave Attell, “chunky splooge,” jail records, and a Paul Sorvino/Yankees movie.
Will Noonan and Paul Mecurio join Artie and Anthony today talking about sticking your dick in things, gambling, Ken Burns and The Vietnam War documentary, “white speak,” George Carlin’s anger, Brian Regan, and Artie getting incisions and cath’d. After Paul makes his exit, we learn about Will’s “drug role models,” they discuss “working the program,” Jen Kirkman’s thoughts on Louis C.K., Artie’s thoughts on Bill Cosby’s eyes, “millennial issues,” 9/11, Stephen Rannazzisi versus Brian Williams, and we check out some throwback clips of Norm MacDonald. We watch a bit of “The B&B Show” from this morning, they talk about hacky tweets, Big A weighs in on the “cookie scandal,” Paul makes his way back in and tells a Dan Naturman story, and we check out Dat Phan’s tour schedule.
Artie and Anthony kick off today’s show talking about a Melania Trump rumor, Donald Trump’s taste in women, and Rosie O'Donnell, Andrew Schulz joins the guys to talk about celebrity publicists, the old days of finding out celebrity news, and they throw it back to the Ronald Reagan assassination. They discuss Craig Carton and his hardcore gambling, Chris Christie’s sexy full figure, Hillary Clinton’s audio book, Hillary Dice Clay, “racist” America, Billy Bush and his divorce, John Travolta’s history in films, Scientology, and Tom Cruise sucking dick. Mike Opelka pops in to plug, the guys talk about the good gay life, Jake LaMotta’s death, Andrew’s Twitter beer with Evan Rachel Wood, losing autographs, PC culture and desensitizing yourself, and great radio broadcasters. They wrap up the day yapping about innuendos, Artie in “Casino Man,” getting caught cheating, a shrine of used condoms (WTF???), a Russian helicopter accidentally firing missile, dogs in restaurants, coke (yeah, that kind), and venturing out on your own as a grown up.
Wrapping up the week, Artie and Anthony are joined by Mike Brown and Brandon Collins talking about the movie It and Stephen King, “Jews in space,” Stanley Kubrick, and they dip and dive into a several more random movies. We watch Kanye butcher Queen, see some leaked footage of Lawrence O'Donnell, they talk Twitter “altercations,” and radio censorship, and Maryjean joins the guys (with her tits out) and the gang goes on to listen to audio of Jeffery Mezger going off on Kathy Griffin, talk about Rocky III, Don Imus, and crazy ass guests on Maury. They discuss midgets, check out “The Secret Of Selling The Negro” and “Homosexual Warning,” they chat about the kid who got nailed last night at a Yankee game, Brandon’s engagement, Maryjean’s family in Dominican Republic, and we see Unh Alpha Phi dance” video.
Artie and Anthony are back chatting it up about Artie’s weekend gig, The Olive Garden (?!), cocaine sh*ts, jacking it, the clean-up in Puerto Rico, and Debbie Schlussel calls to talk about Puerto Rico, Leu-Cumia, double standards with Sharia law, random ass movies, the NFL and their kneeling, affirmative action in sports, who they’d gay fu*k, and North Korea. Robert O’Neill joins the guys and they go on to talk about 9/11, jerking it in Afghanistan and banging seals, field training, being famous for the best thing, kill numbers, mission attitudes, decompression, and comradery. They chat about military type gaming, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Donald Trump, strong ass women, killing Bin Laden, the new music video Robert is in, tweaking issued weapons, the Bin Laden mission, supporting your country, a drone hitting a helicopter over Staten Island, and Jesse Ventura saluting Colin Kaepernick.
On today’s show, the boys are chatting about “pulling a Belushi,” jerking it for the first time, gays versus women, Magic Johnson’s gay son, Billy Bob Thornton, John Travolta’s new movie “Gotti,” lowkey gay movie stars, and family holidays. The guys talk about old cars, Anthony’s dad’s driving, getting out of tickets, Jerry Lewis and his shady will, the Jackson’s shitty shitter, Graceland and Elvis, the NFL protests, and Smokey the umm…yeah. Erik Nagel takes a seat and they talk about learning what NOT to do, wanting to get back on-air, Bob Eatman’s death, Good Times and Sanford and Son, and they engage in a little racism test. They also discuss Cosby the rapist, Tony Orlando’s severed finger, Andrew Dice Clay’s Showtime show, rich parents cutting their kids out of their fortune, exes on social media, the “ladies” of Fox News, and we revisit Jill Nicolini.
The AA Show is back with the guys discussing sh*tty hot weather, Artie the rapper, old odd jobs, the movie Beer League, everyone having a podcast, dirty talking chicks, Madonna and Amy Schumer showing up at the Comedy Cellar last night, and lucking your way into the industry. They talk about midgets, being blacklisted from clubs, an umpire ejecting a fan for tipping off the pitcher, Ant’s first time, and Pepe Chimpers, and Myka Fox and Kerryn Feehan take a seat to chat about drinking on the sly, and their “Shame On” podcast. They wrap up the day chatting about Thalidomide, ageing well (and not), Demi Moore the kid smoocher, Jane Fonda and her plastic face, service dogs, coke slanging door guys, furries, North Korea, and Myka’s boobs.
Ending the show week, Artie and Anthony talk about their night that indeed involved some shenanigans, the Friars Club, the “bashing” between Opie and Anthony and The Howard Stern Show, the old days of getting away with sh*t on the radio, knowing your fans, and FINALLY, the announcement of the new morning show on Compound Media, “Mornin’!!! w/ Bill Schulz!” Jared Freid takes a seat and the guys chat about Imus, taking a knee, a urine Slip ‘N Slide trough, waterparks and fair rides, teachers that fu*k kids, Hugh Hefner’s death, we see a clip of Artie roasting Hugh, and they discuss getting old af.
Anthony beings the show with a totally valid excuse as to why Artie is late, Ant talks about his weekend that included darts and drinks and heading out to Tilted Kilt Pub, he brings up the shooting in Las Vegas, and Artie makes his way in to talk about becoming an honorary Friar. Artie talks about a gambling night he had, they discuss more about the Vegas shooting, Tom Petty’s death, Gene Siskel’s taste in women, and Artie and Stuttering John’s weekend Twitter “convo.” Bryan Johnson takes a seat and they go on to chat about how he got into comic books, being active on social media, Jim Norton being the buffer on Opie and Anthony, past opiate use, sh*tting your pants, firecrackers vs. gunfire, and Stuttering John calls in to chat with the guys about his amazing movie and backpedal on his Twitter threats. They also discuss Bryan’s podcast “Tell Em Steve-Dave,” random bathroom sounds, Bobo and Mike Bocchetti chime in from the audience, and they chat about people who share Mike’s birthday and Mike’s eating habits.
The boys begin the day talking about pedal cabs, their dads, Chuck Low’s death, Artie getting inducted into the Friars Club last night, the Soprano’s in Paris, insane people from other countries, Shakespeare in Love (?!?!?!) and Saving Private Ryan. Luis J. Gomez and Yoshi Obayashi take a seat to chat about family in Puerto Rico, Trump being silly, comedy cruises, Luis getting yelled at by “the bathroom Nazi,” and Yoshi fills us in on Japanese porn. Yoshi talks about the “Jews of Japan,” and we inspect some Asians. They talk about OJ Simpson’s release, learning about sex, we watch some sista’s getting buck wild, check in with Susan Smith, play a game of “insert a “N” in a movie,” reminisce on The Wiz, and watch a few break-in videos.
An Artie-less Anthony begins the show watching an interview with the brother of the Las Vegas shooting, he runs through an article regarding Michael Moore’s ideas for gun laws, and Owen Benjamin and Kris Fried take a seat to discuss fat ass Michael Moore, and Twitter “PC bullshit.” They also chat about the possibility of having no pushback, the late-night show Ponzi scheme, O.J. Simpson getting out of jail, a possible O.J. show on Compound Media, Norm MacDonald’s swagger, almost DUI’s, the Yankee’s big win last night, and patriotic baseball audiences.
Anthony is joined by Ann Coulter and Bill Schulz today talking about Harvey Weinstein, SNL failing to mention the Harvey scandal, the blatant left, and Bill O’Reilly. Artie makes his way in and the crew go on to discuss Columbus Day, Joe Piscopo, “the wall,” Lauren Sivan on Megyn Kelly’s show, O.J. Simpson hitting up a Vegas brothel, laws in California, and crying Kimmel. They talk about Miley “public pissing” Cyrus, Billy Bush’s divorce, celebrity SJW’s, Kathie Lee Gifford watching some jacking, “outrage” over Dove lotion, a Dolphin’s coach doing lines on video, and Mike Pence on “taking a knee.” Artie mentions his fight with Jemele Hill, we learn about “pull a pig,” they chat about awkward convos, a crazy dude clinging to a bus, serial killer 101, tranny’s in the military, helmet wearing kids, genderless bathrooms, a Spielberg doc, and movie watching (and not).
Richard Lewis kicks off The AA Show chatting with the guys about Jerry Lewis, a gig that Artie and Richard did and their check snafu, sexing up groupie chicks, Richard’s bathroom at the Friars Club, and getting older. They discuss doing late night TV, Howard Stern, Madonna at the Comedy Cellar, Richard’s sobriety, “Richard and Regis,” meet and greets, the Playboy mansion, Artie’s puns, their drinking days, Sam Simon, and fu*king on drugs. Richard makes his exit and Jeff Leach takes a seat to talk about Ralphie May, Harvey Weinstein, what gets a pass and what doesn’t, getting arrested, despicable people in radio, and pedo’s in Jeff’s school. The guys also talk about the doc "Call Me Lucky," religion being fu*ked up, Donald Trump, North Korea and Kim Jong-un, the Nixon tapes, and the Yankees.
Anthony and the birthday boy Artie discuss the old thoughts of becoming fifty, we take a little walk down memory lane with Artie’s Uncle Frank, Artie the celebrity football player, and the best thing that ever happened to him in his life. They talk about “winning the lottery,” listening to Howard, being an a**hole, and getting Artie Lange disease, Dov Davidoff joins the guys and they talk about Norm MacDonald and Gilbert Gottfried, therapeutic situations,” and relationships. Alana Luv and Maryjean take a seat and they chat about Harvey Weinstein, we watch a video from Seth MacFarlane and one from Eminem, Rick Shapiro and Mrs. Goutfire joins the party and they discuss Rick’s rehab, Irish goodbyes, and we all eat cake.
Today on The AA Show, Anthony begins the day solo talking about doing Inforwars, going to Artie’s birthday party, last night’s Yankees game and tickets prices, Artie comes in and we check out his dad and some throwback pics of Artie as a kid. They go on to talk about Artie’s sister and last night’s party, revisit a few more throwback pics, talk about O.J. Simpson, Gavin McInnes takes a seat and they yap about ethnicity, the Mets, Ant’s shitty neighbor, and wasting time on lies. Carlos Mencia joins the gang and they rehash the whole “stealing thing,” chat about internet haters, comedian sensitivity, Corey Feldman being the ultimate thief, hot (money grubbing) groupies, freaky peeps on the left and right, and the age of consent. Gavin and Carlos get a touch heated over raping immigrants and then come together over foreskin, they talk about the Harvey Weinstein tape, mass shootings, serial murderers, weeding out Nazi’s, America’s longest temper tantrum, and superstar jizz.
Anthony and Artie (YES!!! ARTIE!!!) are back talking about the big weekend news circling Artie, needy ass AJ Benza, and Kaytlin Bailey’s cunty words about Anthony on Bill’s mornin’ show. Matt Iseman takes a seat to talk about his medical past, Home & Family, Artie’s gals, they rip into Stuttering John, we watch a little VR video from Ant’s house last night, they chat about VR games, and Al Michael’s apology about Harvey Weinstein. We take a look at the “Top 5 at Five,” find out about Colin Kaepernick lawsuit, watch a dick and PB video, read about Hillary’s latest tumble, and wrap the day watching video on a wrench stuck on a dick.
The boys begin the day talking about last night’s Yankees game, practicing (not) self-control, and their rehab stints, Chris Roach and Jim Norton join the guys to talk about Artie’s body falling apart. They talk about getting older and learning about money, radio guys not working, busting balls in a funny way, batshit crazy actresses, actresses now and then, the Jenner gals, and “famous” trans-peeps. They talk about Leah Remini joining “Kevin Can Wait,” gross ass Harvey Weinstein, #MeToo, “triggering” costumes, O.J. Simpson macking in a bar, killable people, and we see some unsavory white gals (or are they??). We also find out that George Lopez recently was boo’d, they talk about Chip’s podacast, the “Open Secret,” gag orders, being afraid to sell people out, jail movies, and an episode of I Love Lucy in Florida.
The hump day AA Show is here with Artie and Anthony talking about last night’s Yankees game, annoying ass Stuttering John, David Cross and the ching-chongs, Michael Douglas and Bill Paxton roles, possible Artie Lange movies, and Bruce Springsteen’s call to Artie. They discuss their fans coming together, Bobby Brown pulling sh*t out of Whitney Houston’s ass, Mike Cannon, Joe Currie, and Mo Mandel join in with the guys to discuss Dan Naturman, radio jock lead-ins, Jews in L.A., and Harvey Weinstein’s levels of sexual assault. They discuss bumping into kid stars now, the “Open Secret,” grotesque sports injuries, Anthony’s upcoming Halloween party, an elementary school’s Halloween ban, McKayla Maroney claiming molestation, editing, and they check in on the Yankees.
Anthony starts the show talking about his appearance on Kennedy,and the four soldiers killed in Niger. Artie then joins him as they talk about rope hair, EDM, and check out Artie on Hot Ones. Dave Juskow joins the guys as they make fun of Stuttering John, talk about The Godfather, and the yankees comeback. Luis J. Gomez comes in fresh off getting a ticket for smoking weed and they share stories about their arrests, gambling problems, and 976 numbers.
The boys are back talking about Artie’s trip to Pittsburgh, working out issues, Twitter issues, “hate speech,” Stuttering John being a total dipshit on Twitter, roasting Daniel Carver on Howard Stern, and the Yankees losing over the weekend. We check out some throwback baseball, find out what former Oriole Ray Knight is up to, they talk about baseball back in the day, and old cars escapades. Jeffrey Gurian sits down to talk with the guys about Netflix specials, comics persona, and stalkers, Jay Larson joins the guys, they talk about rating racists, we meet NewAge JerkBoy, they reminisce on Patrice O’Neal, and we check out the “Top Five at Fiveish.”
Artie and Anthony begin the show talking about Artie’s relationship with Kevin, the movie “Jaws,” Hedy Lamarr, and Kevin Brennan joins the guys to trash Artie’s Twitter followers. Kevin’s bridge burning continues with a bit of riffing on Russ Meneve and Esther Ku, they discuss sh*t talkers on Twitter, how the “falling out” between Kevin and Artie started, Kevin point out several “gays,” they talk about “being a man,” functioning comics, Kevin’s parenting style, and they shake on it before Kevin makes his exit. They go on to discuss a possible Compound Media tour, Anthony admits he watched The Walking Dead again, the guys get SUPER un-PC, talk about Tucker Carlson, Snoop Dogg doing anything for money, and they go over the “Top Five at Fiveish.”
Anthony begins the day talking about Clinton paying Russia, Bobby Slayton joins the guys to talk about rich comics, men and women aging differences, and Bob DiBuono joins the guys and they go on to talk about bandits, 9/11, and impressions. We revisit Highway to Hell, Bobby talks about his wife, daughter, and new girlfriend, we find out about more sexual allegations, they discuss the Chip podacast, Donald Trump, we see a throwback of Artie roasting Donald Trump, and they go through the “Top Five at Fiveish”
Wrapping up the show week, Anthony and Artie begin talking about Alex Jones, the release of JFK documents, Jacqueline Kennedy, sh*tty laugh tracks, bombing and flubs, and digging yourself out of a hole. Joe Larson takes a seat and they discuss “special” people in clubs, Matt Damon in Liberace, playing gay for pay, the upcoming documentary Jim and Andy: The Great Beyond, the movie “From Dusk Till Dawn,” and they swap some dad stories. The gang discusses throwback TV and movies, the longest TV intros, Artie’s days with strippers, they go through the “Top Five at Fiveish,” we look thought some old pics of the lovely Clinton’s, check out Presidential kids, and learn about a guy with a GIANT ball bag.
Anthony and Artie begin the day with Brian Regan talking about Ant’s Halloween party, Artie’s wild weekend, new issues surrounding Trump, Artie meeting Paris Hilton, and Brian’s hate for panels. They also discuss confusion regarding the Vegas shooting, Brian getting robbed, Kevin Spacey’s memory, and The Walking Dead before Lisa Lampanelli swaps out with Brian to talk about casting couches, weight loss, and dating. Lisa professes her love for Shriner’s kids, she tells us about her new play “Stuffed,” they talk about a Patrice O'Neal apology, Tracey Morgan's accident, a possible Artie & Lisa tour, the funniest jokes, and Bob Levy.
Today on The AA Show, Anthony and Artie yap it up about a shooting earlier in NY, a teacher who tried to fu*k Artie’s sister, old shitty jobs, angry relatives, Jackie-O Martling, and the Our Gang kids. Chad Zumock takes a seat and the guys check back in on the shooting, they talk about Andy Dick losing his gig, go through today’s “Five at Five-ish,” and wrap the day getting the latest on Casey Anthony.
Anthony begins the show talking about what a pain in the ass it was getting to Chip’s Podacast last night and what a P.O.S. he is on Twitter (kidding), we see a commercial for rejecting hate, Artie makes his way in and they talk about the terrorist and his bush face, mecca mats, and jihad bragging. Ian Fidance joins the guys to chat Halloween gaying it up, gaying up for terrorists, Hitler’s squad, the upcoming NY marathon, a drunk ass dude giving lip to a cop, getting black ass drunk, and a crazy lady trying to get out of a ticket. They discuss shitting in jail, Burt Reynolds disgust with shitting, Sinatra Jr., they go through today’s “Five at Five-ish,” and chat about Gme 7 of the World Series tonight.
Rounding out The AA Show week, Artie and Anthony discuss their easy work schedule, “the help,” (not) gay bashing, Bobby Slayton’s lawsuit and hot daughter, (not) killing your spouse, Canadian versus U.S. strip clubs, and the old days at the Playboy mansion. They talk about last night’s World Series, amazing baseball plays, Philly sports, ripping off rappers, interracial couples, being awkward around Howard Stern, crazy cruises, Bobo enjoying women getting beat, the government controlling drugs, and shitty ass Papa John’s. They also talk about Mike Sims, jerking it to video vixens, and Devin Ratray takes a seat and they go on to chat about his past roles, shenanigans with child actors, working with Louis CK, and (not) doing coke with Mike Cannon.
The AA Show is back with Anthony talking about seeing Joe Rogan and UFC over the weekend, Artie talks about UFC being a bit gay and Rogan’s intensity, they discuss prepping (and not prepping) for shows, working in morning radio, The Godfather, and the shooting over the weekend in Texas. Mike Ward takes a seat to weigh in on exchanging freedom for safety, they talk about Mike getting sued for jokes, drugs versus drinking, Mike’s diabetes, Artie fu*king a French maid, and Mike’s blackout, barfing, beatdown trip in a cab. They swap a few Billy Joel “moments,” talk about The Honeymooners, we see some dumb women get thrown out of a stadium, they talk about kids getting hit at baseball stadiums (by accident), wildness in baseball, Animal House and The Sopranos, Gilbert Gottfried, and Donald Trump in Asia. They also talk about Kevin Spacey attempting to diddle Richard Dreyfuss' (super sexual) son, Artie coming out to George Takei, Anthony “the racist,” apology tours, Harrison Ford calls in, and we learn about Andrew Dice Clay’s Las Vegas hospital visit and inspect his stupid ass clothes.
Anthony begins The AA Show talking about it being election day, he reminisces on election night for Trump, Hillary’s speech that never happened at the Javits Center, Artie takes a seat and they chat about Rosie O’Donnell, Jason Biggs the pisser, and Geno Bisconte takes a seat to talk about sports. (Duh.) Ant and Artie talk a little smack after Geno leaves about his boozing (duh), they discuss Harvey Weinstein, teen actor Finn Wolfhard getting hit on by an adult, and Mike Brown joins the guys to chat about serial killers, the Texas shooter being certifiable, old faithful, and racists in baseball. They also talk about sexual harassment, the weird ass people in the work building, Doug Stanhope, Johnny Depp being broke, they go through the “Top Five at Fiveish,” and we check out Larry David’s SNL monologue and a Howard Stern impression from SNL.
Today on The AA Show they discuss Twitter raising the character limit, a virus killing peeps in Uganda, the elections, the old days of satellite radio, and we get the lowdown on a Tom Petty backyard show Artie went to. Paul Virzi takes a seat and the guys go on to chat about the Yankees, becoming racist while driving, racism during the holidays, heckling in baseball, movie brawls, Roy Halladay’s death, and plane crashes. We check out some “interesting” Dice outfits, revisit scenes from the Javits Center on this day last year, they talk about Ivanka Trump, trans people elected to office, an actress claiming to have been raped by Harvey Weinstein TWICE, Charlie Sheen raping Corey Haim, “hoooo-ores,” Stuttering John’s announcing skills, and another Kevin Spacey allegation.
Wrapping up The AA Show week, Artie and Anthony begin with “breaking” Louis C.K. news, we see cornball comedy from Jack Whitehall on Conan, and Jackie Martling joins the guys to talk about the comedy world in 2017, Otto and George, and Stern Show “bartering.” They discuss Jackie’s new book, the guys joining The Howard Stern Show, they swap a million and one Stern stories, talk about the rivalry between Stern and O and A, deviant sexual behavior, and Sunset Blvd and chimps (WTFFFFF??). They also chat about the “founding fathers” at Stern, Stuttering John, roasting Daniel Carver, going through the Stern archives, Ellen DeGeneres, Jackie’s sobriety, and “the Hank note.”
The AA Show is back yapping it up about “Jerk Off Louis C.K.,” being known for the worst things, disturbing behavior, overindulging when you gain wealth, the pussification of showbiz, Artie coming out to George Takai, and Takai the groper. Russ Meneve takes a seat and the guys continue to talk about jacking it, showering with chicks, jerk-off jokes, George H. W. Bush groping, Roy Moore groping, and omg so many gropers. Alison Tyler takes a seat to chat about how she got into the business, her boyfriend and how he handles her career moves, starting her own business, her school life, and her thoughts on Louis C.K. jerking his dick. The gang goes on to discuss “physical threat,” guys just wanting to fuck, the PC police “pounding the flesh,” testing in the porn industry, and they wrap up the day going through the “Top Five at Fiveish,” talking about Guy Branum’s article about a “metaphor,” Trump’s Twitter, Joe Biden the cuck, and Sean Hannity and Keurig.
Today the boys begin the show talking about Louis C.K. jerking it, Miles Davis, Howard vs. Opie and Anthony gals, Russ Meneve’s text to Artie, the amazing routes Ant and Artie took, the Bennington Thanksgiving show later tonight, and they attempt to rig the Bennington newlywed game. We hear about Lena Headey slamming Louis C.K., Ant’s “Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous,” Peter Popoff’s greatest hits, homeless shit, Prader-Willi syndrome, Jon Stewart’s thoughts on Louis C.K., being a well-rounded comic, and Tom Sizemore allegedly molesting 11-year-old girl. Vinny Guadagnino takes a seat and they go on to chat about Jersey Shore, life after reality shows, the stability of reality TV, maintaining friendships, filming with family, and the Jersey Shore cast being innovators of sorts. They talk about PC culture, the difficulty of doing comedy, roasting and getting roasted, “real” jobs vs. fun jobs, hoity-toity comedy crowds, recovering from stage bombing, all things Italian, and John Travolta groping a masseur.
Artie and Anthony are joined today by Dave Landau talking about “natural” hair, Ralph Kramden, Bill Maher, Eazy-E in heaven, Metallica on Billy on the Street, PC hypocrisy, and the fall of late night talk shows. The guys discuss not caring about fetishes, Jon Stewart, opinions vs. jokes, old school pedo shows, the real reason for Heather O'Rourke’s death, dudes with no teeth, women blaming men for being unfunny, rehab stories, and war stories. They also chat about ass dialing, “breaking” Roy Moore news, a molester getting exactly what he deserves, white trash gay love, William Shatner’s dead wife, “fruit flies,” Sean Penn, Magic Johnson and his son, Dave’s trouble youth, and white privilege.
On today's AA Show, Stuttering John Melendez, Joe DeVito and Bryan Callen join Artie and Anthony.
The AA Show is back with Anthony talking about doing the Jim and Sam Show this morning, a dressed-up Sammy Roberts, the Night of Too Many Stars, The Walking Dead, and Artie makes his way in to chat about the shitty streets in NY and people on them. They go on to talk about Charles Manson dying, doing jail time, Jeffrey Tambor, Stuttering John at Governor's, Al Franken the perv, liberals doing what they want, going down on Daryl Hannah, and Robert De Niro. Zach Martina joins the boys and the gang yaps about Dennis Falcone and “n-bomb hip-hop,” Bobo’s hairdo, a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” backstory, American Graffiti, Chris Hansen the gawd, shitty women in Ant’s life, shitty Opie in Ant’s life, Tori Spelling’s shitty tits, and the stupid Love Boat. They also discuss Andrew Dice Clay’s blocked artery, and Andrew Dice Clay calls in to talk about his bullshit heart, to slam (somewhat) Artie, sexual freedom on TV shows, and he reveals his thoughts on Louis C.K., and meat flaps.
Anthony begins the show today talking about a few (a lot) of things that p.o.s. Stuttering John has recently done, Artie makes his way in and they go on to talk more about blathering John, and chat about on-air arguments. Dave Temple joins the guys to discuss Howard and Artie fights, social media consequences, haters, fighting without consequences, jail stints, family holidays, hecklers, Ant’s old school home videos, having your bros back, and problematic fuc*king.
While waiting for Artie, Anthony gives Stuttering John the smashing he deserves, Artie takes a seat and the guys further bash a deserving John, Rory Albanese joins the guys and they chat about the table at the Comedy Cellar, crossing the line with women, and LA comics. They discuss handling booze and drugs with certain jobs, withdrawals, pot smoking, Corey Booker being the newest assaulter, Stuttering John’s Wiki, Cellino and Barnes, the throwback of Michael Sam making out with his boo, and Trump pardoning turkey’s. They also discuss Melania possibly wanting to leave Donald, knowing your boundaries, Gilbert Gottfried on Wendy Williams, and they wrap the day going through the “Top Five at Fiveish,” talking about the LaVar Ball and Donald Trump “sitch,” a certain “blind item,” Jeanine Pirro the speed demon, and stupid fu*k Al Sharpton.
Today Anthony is joined by Ron Bennington talking about Artie’s absence, the tough time white men are having these days, Kevin Brennan crashes the desk to chime in on recent “white men issues,” they chat about Al Franken, family holidays, and the upcoming Patrice O’Neal benefit mural going up at Gotham. They go on to discuss the Bennington Thanksgiving show, comedian’s deaths, and being a speed racer, Artie makes his way into the studio and the boys go on to talk about questions revolving around the Vegas shooting, The Godfather, the Sheen guys, changes in NY, the old days of radio, and they rip on douchebag Stuttering John a bit. After Bobo blathers some nonsense, they talk about terrorist scares, Richie Redding joins the show, they talk about Tom Carvel, Richie’s “Ratchet Ass Trivia” game, dead giveaway 911 calls, “tolerant Fonzie,” American Graffiti, Gorman Thomas, and throwback rock.
Anthony begins The AA Show talking about North Korea’s new ballistic missile, Artie bitches about the NY traffic situation, they chat about the structures above and below NY, the Michael Richards heckler incident, shitty Matthew Broderick plays, and they swap AC/DC stories. Gianni Russo joins the guys to talk about The Godfather, Harvey Weinstein, actors playing gay in movies, getting the role of Carlo, and he breaks down a few scenes in The Godfather. Gianni tell us pretty much the most gangster story in the world, we learn about his Don Corleone Vodka, his time in Bellevue Hospital, Gianni tells a Bruno Kirby and Frank Costello story, Artie talks about Howard Stern’s wedding, they discuss Marlon Brando’s death, and wrap it up with, of course, more on The Godfather.
On today’s AA Show, Anthony talks about the latest perv, Matt Lauer, losing your career over “crimes,” Artie makes his way in and the guys discuss accidents in the city, Artie’s high school pussy grabbing car, and they discuss a bit more about Matt Lauer. They chat about the old days of boozey local news teams, Horshack boxing Screech, and Tom McCaffrey joins the guys to chat about Garrison Keillor’s “inappropriate behavior,” Lindsay Lohan losing her looks, and seeing sh*tty movies with gals. They go on to talk about “sexual assault,” gentrifying NY, Melanie Morgan calls in to talk about getting harassed by Al Franken, the guys talk about being part of the problem, prank calls, NBC’s statement on Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann ending his show, The Bad News Bears, and Meredith Salenger’s tits.
Wrapping up the week, Anthony and Artie talk about meth users and using, big asses, butt dialing, and big bellies, the Puerto Rican day parade, Eddie Murphy being gay af, IRS issues, cheesy newspaper headlines, and the old days of newspaper reading. They discuss people’s attitudes changing for “certain” reasons, Tommy Pope takes a seat and the guys goes on to talk about the good old days of morning radio, Hasidic Jews, comedy club hecklers, gay af music videos, Matt Lauer and his “apology,” Jim Nabors death, Anthony Weiner, and they end the day with the Top Five at Five-ish.
Artie and Anthony are joined today by Mike Cannon talking about Back to the Future, food service worker styles, a pageant gal from the TV show “Born This Way,” the Gilbert Gottfried documentary, and the “Mission Control: The Unsung Heroes of Apollo” documentary. We hear a bit of “Whitey on the Moon,” the guys talk about the comedy/documentary “American Movie,” conspiracy theories, the documentary “Icarus,” young boners from movies, Donald Trump on collusion, Joy Behar and her “breaking news,” and Ashley Judd jumping on the sexual assault train. They start to go through the Top Five at Five-ish, talk about Stuttering John’s “wrath,” Colin Kaepernick getting an ACLU’s award, boozeless holiday parties, a chick who gave birth to a tumor, a new teacher fu*king a student, and some radio jocks who got fired for being racist.
Anthony begins the show talking about doing the Jim and Sam Show this morning, shitty loud kids on the train, “future Anthony and cherub Anthony,” some former contestant from The Voice “raping” some chick, and fu*king around dogs. Stacey Prussman takes a seat and she and Ant chat about Mercury in retrograde, superstitions, Stacey’s podcast, great curse words, old school video games, people and their fu*king disgusting habits, “passenger shaming,” and shitty cell phone users. Ant talks about some past disagreements with Opie, they discuss Rep. John Conyers announcing his retirement, Canadian domestic violence PSA’s, panic attacks, shitty delivery service, soy sauce (yes, soy sauce), and John Oliver confronting Dustin Hoffman.
A solo Anthony is joined by Will Noonan today talking about a Twitter fight regarding a bakery (not even kidding), the fire burning Southern Cali down, white knights on Twitter, limiting word usage, and the profiling of white men these days. We see some fake sign language, watch a creep ass Uber driver video, they discuss shitty rom-coms, “The Comedian,” actors thinking they can do comedy, Joe Rogan, gun laws and misconceptions, Will’s mugging, and the boys end the show going through the Top Five at Five-ish.”
Wrapping up the AA Show week, Artie and Anthony discuss Alex Jones, The Judy Garland Show, Artie’s flu, “The Problem with Apu,” and Dave Smith and Luis J. Gomez join the boys to talk about real life Forensic Files, the death of Kendrick Johnson, and Al Franken the sacrificial lamb. They go on to talk about Roy Moore, Taleeb Starkes and the N.N.F.L., violence at Chuck E. Cheese, bouncy houses flying away, unwanted sexual advances in the workplace, bra alarms (?!?), and slurry ass Donald Trump. They also discuss a bulletproof glass bill, freak ass Angelina Jolie, crazy ass robots, political correctness killing you, and a doorbell ringer caught with a gun.
Anthony is joined by Aaron Berg today addressing Artie’s absence and announcing this week’s co-host, the guys talk about Bitcoin, The Walking Dead, Flora Bama Shore, and random reality shows. We hear about Sopranos actress Ariel Kiley becoming a yoga instructor, the movie The Disaster Artist, pervy ass Mario Batali, straight white dudes being labeled assaulters, Hannibal Buress getting arrested, and we watch a few cop’s videos. They chat about Faces of Death, Ant’s rehab stint, Allahu Akbar pranks, Seth Rogen cancelling on SiriusXM, Keaton Jones’ mom, and they go through the Top Five at Five-ish.
Anthony, Aaron, and Ian Fidance begin the show drilling Bobo’s mom, they talk about GoFundMe scams, Keaton Jones backlash, calling out apologies, bomb making fails, chain migration, and Christmas plans. Anthony talks about the joys of living alone, they discuss man caves, the Alabama senate election, “Mrs. Roy Moore,” a kid interviewing Roy Moore, crazy daredevil dudes, the bumbled terrorist attempt yesterday, fake Alex Jones on Homeland, and Flora Bama Shore. They also chat about American Spirit cigarettes, Indians, Casey Anthony, murder solving shows, Trump accusers, and creep ass David Cassidy (RIP).
Anthony and Aaron kick off the show with an update on Artie, they semi (totally) objectify a guest from Michael Malice’s show, talk about Constantine Maroulis and the play he is in, “ghetto lobster,” and Berg’s sobriety and buff bod. Andrew Schulz joins the boys to talk about being fashionable in the winter, doing multiple sets in one night, Seinfeld, dating younger gals, Charles Barkley helping out Alabama, “state songs,” and hair shaming. They also discuss hacking Anderson Cooper’s Twitter, Alex Jones, a lady with a giant “fist,” Joe Biden on The View, fu*king ghosts, Selma Hayek calling out Harvey Weinstein, and we watch a sassy news reporter.
Today on The AA Show, Anthony is joined by Aaron Berg and Bob Phillips talking about Ant being trashed on the show yesterday, dealing with shitty tickets, Roy Moore losing the Alabama election, Morgan Spurlock ratting on himself, and a Young Turk suing HuffPo. We get a glimpse into a super sexy phone call with Louis CK, see a clip of Tucker Carlson, get familiar with the new all-female cast of Ocean’s 8, they go through the Top Five at Five-ish, talk about raping Russell Simmons, and a shitty robot in San Fran.
Today’s AA Show begins sans A and A but with Rich Vos, Matt Iseman, and Kevin Brennan talking about speech impediments and sweet loving fans on Twitter, Anthony joins the show and they chat about Ant’s need for speed, the Jim and Sam Show, and the Virus Tour. They go on to talk about Jews, Artie Lange calls in to tell us the latest with him, Vos does a wardrobe change and the guys discuss gambling, stupid ass Stuttering John, UFO’s, Pete Davidson’s new tattoo, differing political views, the “Twitter purge,” and having a presence on social media. Matt talks about doing stand-up, Bobo chimes in wayyy too much, they talk about things being labeled “harassment,” being frightened of telling jokes these days, shitty tattoos, Star Wars, and Vos’s healthy routine.
Rich and Anthony talk about doing the Jim and Sam Show, Bobby Kelly, Bonnie’s stupidity (Rich’s words, not ours), the Friars Club, old ass comics, the “Hall of Presidents,” Donald Trump, shitty healthcare, and regulating free market. Kris Fried joins the guys and they yap about drug deals, festivals, TJ Miller that “assaulter,” dirty bird Russell Simmons, “harassing,” groupies, Ian McKellen’s thoughts on recent sexual misconduct allegations, gambling and casinos, old fast-food ads, vicious scenes, racism on TV, and stupid ass social media.
Anthony, Rich Vos, and Michael Malice begin today’s AA Show talking about Ant’s book, Michael’s Hitler haircut, Owen Benjamin’s Hitler stash, tranny kids, the tax bill, and crime committing Rosie O'Donnell. Jared Freid comes in on fire with a few thoughts on the viewers, they chat about Jews, Norm MacDonald, PC comedy, the Twitter purge, dating apps, the old days of cheating, old McDonald's commercials, and a “paradise” future.
Wrapping up the alst live AA Show for the year, Anthony and Rich Vos discuss Jared Freid’s rant from yesterday, Rosie O’Donnell the briber, being a responsible driver, cops hating on Waze, and Erik Nagel joins the boys to go on to yap about MAGA, and Robert De Niro. Erock gives us a work update, they #TBT to some epic Opie and Anthony clips and bits, reminisce on Mr. Wizard, talk about the doc “A Year in Space,” and chat about saving America.
Owen Benjamin joins Anthony and special guest host Ron Bennington today to talk about Artie Lange in rehab, blasé people, old technology and style, Ant’s mom’s death, old people losing their health, and Owen the breeder. The gang discuss a deadly “swatting” prank in Kansas, government woes, tranny kids, the old days of divorce, shitty spelling and spellers, CNN’s New Year’s coverage, pot smoking, alienating people, and jokes and tweets “hurting.” They wrap up discussing Donald Trump and Barack Obama, YouTube “star” Logan Paul and the “suicide forest,” Logan’s douche brother Jake, and Hoda Kotb taking over for Matt Lauer.
Anthony and Ron Bennington are back today chatting about "bomb cyclone," being a “sodomite,” Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, frozen Florida, Bitcoin mining, yesterday’s guest Owen Benjamin, transgender kids, and childhood cowboy Bennington. They discuss progress, traditions in America, capitalism, Colin Flaherty joins the guys and Ant reminisces about some childhood school stuff, Colin’s life in Delaware, drag kids, “pocket crack,” Ron and Colin go at it (intense af), Colin attempts to discuss race relations, and Ron and Colin go at it a bit again. Annnnd Colin leave, Ron and Anthony talk about what just transpired with Colin, a possible future (not) with Opie and Jim Norton, Ant’s mom’s death, “last fights,” the gays, Paul Sorvino threatening Harvey Weinstein, and Trump “bomb” Tweet.
Anthony is joined today by Dave Landau talking about train deaths, shitty Uber drivers, last night’s Golden Globes, and Don Jamieson joins the guys and they go on to talk more about the hypocrisy of the Golden Globes. They discuss “sexual harassment,” Hollywood beards, hot chicks turning NOT, Tarana Burke, possible Harvey Weinstein redemption, “outrage” before social media, “I, Tonya,” #MeToo, and they proceed to be extremely un-#MeToo. They reminisce on words and things that used to be OK, talk about bad vision, cu*t mesh, Mesothelioma, a grown-up baby girl, the “coolest monkey in the jungle,” a busted ball in Tunisia, a Norwegian cruise stuck in “bomb cyclone,” and Penn Station falling apart. Dave Landau
Anthony and Dave Landau start the show off ripping on the LIRR, then Rory Albanese joins in. This leads to watching train accidents, then car accidents, and finally people falling. They talk a bit about their video game addictions, movie subtitles, and Hitler's art before going to the Top Five at 5.
oday on The AA Show, Anthony and Dave Landau revisit yesterday’s convo regarding the LIRR and conductors, we get an unbelievable update on it, they talk about TV show “Lucifer” and “This is Us,” Harvey Weinstein getting slapped, and Corey Feldman being accused of sexual battery. We learn about "A Tale of Two Coreys," watch some Judy Holliday, John Moses joins the guys and they go on to chat about abusing people to death, stupid asses on Forensic Files, dumbasses attempting to fake it until they make it for the cops, and dumb sh*t you do when drunk. We see some super sexy #TimesUp outfits, hear about Gitmo “sexual harassers,” Michael Douglas the maybe harasser, Gavin McInnes calling Michael Wolff a gay face, they go through the Top Five at Five-ish, and talk about shitty strip clubs, and the doc “First Out of Africa.”
The boys (Anthony and Dave Landau) are back with Zach Martina rehashing the LIRR/conductor “incident,” they talk about hacking your co-workers e-mail, cringy people, gay mosquitos, Time Square shakedowns, shady ass strippers, and all things Italian. They also chat about Hollywood pedos, air conditioning issues, their first credit cards, Bobby DeNiro bombing af, shitty ass movies, and Jonestown.
Co-hosting alongside Anthony this week is Gavin McInnes and the boys begin the day talking about Dave Chappelle’s new special, the TV show Grown-ish and M*A*S*H, killing kids, the movie Brimstone, and cabin fever. They go on to chat about “hate life,” shitholes, women and their crazy ideas, and Mike Cernovich calls in to chat about the “sexual assaults” that have been going in recently, people crying “rape,” the feminist mentality, harassment on social media. We look at some mer-men, they discuss nerds getting mad pussy, more on the “Aziz case,” a robbery gone wrong, and Artie Lange comes in to talk about his jail and rehab stint.
Gavin and Anthony start the day chatting it up about millennial comics, Dave Smith takes a seat and the guys talk more about comics, being “left-wing” funny, Haiti the shithole, Gavin’s bombing set at The Stand, and foreskin. Bleh. They discuss sanctuary cities, the left always screaming “freedom of speech,” the “daycare generation,” Aziz Ansari, hustle differences between men and women, and Buzz Aldrin snapping off at Delta. We see a shoplifter attack in Chicago, they talk about filing fake reports, some parents with WAY too many kids who shackled them to their beds, movie twists, Gavin’s protection methods, and being shamed.
Anthony is joined by Gavin McInnes and Joe DeVito today talking about the crazy news cycle, shitholes, Grizzly Man, if WWII didn’t happen, the doc “Hired Gun,” loud ass races, and podcasts. They discuss gay sex for pay, Duran Duran these days, Trump’s physical, flight attendants, Aziz Ansari, getting that D sucked, questions asked about Trump’s health, and we see a Michelle Obama tribute. We check out a President Trump cartoon, the guys talk about liberal stats, kicking ass and taking names as President, Anthony starting Compound Media, Mayim Bialik yapping about some feminism shit, and having “the talk” with kids.
On today’s AA Show, Milo Yiannopoulos, Gavin McInnes, and Michael Malice join Anthony to discuss Milo’s book and lawsuit, Aziz Ansari, wives of dictators, the Golden Globes and the black dresses, and we learn all about Aziz’s accuser. We see some hot chicks that turned into feminists, they talk about losing your audience, understanding comedy, people feeling the need to voice their opinions, Chris Pratt and vegans, and Donald Trump and shitholes. They also yap about annoying ass Anderson Cooper, Cory Booker, “gay face,” the proper way to fight people, MLK’s dermatology speech, the current unemployment rate, Trump’s dossier, and Milo and Michael’s upcoming books.
Artie and Anthony welcome birthday boy Matt Iseman to chat it up about Artie’s return, the Jim and Sam Show, people hating on Opie, heroin getting you out of job, Howard Stern and his show, and comedian Steve Brown being attacked on stage. They reminisce on Otto and George, talk about shitholes, Aziz and his “situation,” “PC Dice,” Stuttering John, old “racially offensive” characters, Joe Scarborough crooning, Howard Dean, and the Eagles win and their fans. They briefly chat about Amy Schumer, we hear about Matt’s break-up, they talk about a younger and much funnier Eddie Murphy, the possibility of having kids, Mike Cernovich’s “Night of Freedom” event, “tolerant Fonzie,” Forensic Files, and we celebrate Matt’s birthday.
Anthony begins the show today with Mike Bocchetti and Bobo talking about skanks, goombahs, and guidos, Artie makes his way in and the guys go on to talk about Yankee stadium, the Mike and Bobo Show, Mike’s writing, not pissing off the wrong people, and issues in Canada. Mike tells a story about almost getting arrested, they reminisce about Joe Matarese’s show and Mike on The Artie Lange Show, talk about Pat Cooper, Friars Club, the Titanic, joke bombing on radio, R. Lee Ermey, and Mike’s oddly placed stent. They also yap about hot nurses, the Roman Empire mob, Louie Anderson on Baskets, people being happier back in the day, arrests, and being a generous tipper. The guys wrap up the day chatting about the Godfather trilogy, and roasting, the Playboy mansion, dad jobs, Gomer Pyle, Mike in the military, and the mafia-like E-Z Pass shakedown.
After a bit of technical difficulty, Artie and Anthony begin the show talking about Vegas shooting conspiracies, celebrity hair, Hitler interviews, crime syndicates, and they discuss just how much people love them. Dave Juskow joins the guys and they go on to chat about Mike Bocchetti, racist cats, Bob Uecker, gay ass Mr. Belvedere, free schwag, old school comedy, Super Bowl LII and a crazy bet, Kamal Ahmed and the Jerky Boys, and Sopranos actors in other movies.
A fresh cut Cumia and Artie are joined today by Jim Florentine yapping it up about John Sahag, Jim’s son Luke on the Chip Chipperson Podacast, retarded characters, crossing the “fucking line” on first dates, and KtC chimes in on being gay for pay. They go on to talk about the gays, BJ’s, Sandy Kane’s newest lawsuit, “would you rather,” Stuttering John, Jim’s crop-dusting, and taking jokes too seriously. They also chat it up about Pat Cooper and Mike Bocchetti, standing for the anthem in the NFL, the XFL returning, the Howard Stern show, second chances at success, and making an important impact.
Today on #TheAAShow, Artie, Anthony, and Kevin Brennan talk about last night’s Crashing with Bill Burr, Michele Obama’s dick, Artie’s Puerto Rican experience, voiceover work on video games, The Little Rascals, and parents stealing their children’s Hollywood money. They go on to chat about one-man shows, Scott Baio the kid fucker, Mike Feeney takes a seat and the guys talk about last night’s Grammy’s, and Bill Burr calls in discuss his role on Crashing, the upcoming Patrice benefit, “feminists,” and this weekend’s Super Bowl. Artie, Kevin, Mike, and Anthony wrap up the show yapping about properly promoting comedy shows, the “rape business,” and they go the eff off over Jen Selter’s ass.
Artie and Anthony begin the day talking about the upcoming guests, terrible Netflix specials, Artie almost getting kicked out of Aspen, and Doug Stanhope and Luis J. Gomez take a seat to talk about sobriety, and celebrity death pools. Jim Norton joins the guys and they yap about food poisoning and sushi, Suboxone, Dr. Steve, a CSI clip, a To Catch a Predator clip, road groupies, the old Opie and Anthony days, and Doug tells a story about happened in Vegas but really happened in Atlantic City. They swap awkward celebrity stories, chat about racist versus racism, Doug’s girlfriend Bingo’s take on Tom Brady, shitty panel shows, fake news, Charles in Charge, “me too-ing,” and “prop” comics. After Doug makes his exit, the gang wraps up today’s show talking about Nicole Eggert now and then, old TV, the Cleveland Indians, “Blooper,” and sitcom spin offs.
On today’s #TheAAShow, Gilbert Gottfried joins Anthony to talk about Artie missing the show today, Gilbert’s documentary, the influence of TV and movie, going to the movies as kids, and Aziz Ansari and his “claw.” They go on to discuss the recent string of “sexual harassment,” Robert De Niro losing his edge, Al Pacino for Dunkin Donuts, Scott Baio making the talk show rounds, old school newscasts, Trump’s State of the Union Address, and Rep. Joe Kennedy’s response. The guys also talk about O.J. Simpson, Kathy Griffin trying to make a comeback, Stormy Daniels on Jimmy Kimmel, racist logos, and “you might be a parasite,” Gilbert makes his exit and Anthony wraps up the day talking about a fight Doug Stanhope got on The Bonfire last night.
Anthony begins the day with Chad Zumock discussing Artie’s absence, his “Twitter beef” with O.J. Simpson’s lawyer Malcolm P. LaVergne, Malcolm calls in to explain a few things, and Aaron Berg joins the guys to chat about Yamaneika Saunders snapping off on Doug Stanhope and her shitty ass attitude and big ass mouth. Ant talks about doing the Chip podacast and LOS last night, they chat about context in comedy, “comics these days,” people not standing during the SOTU, Donald Trump, Joe Kennedy, hashtag life, and John Travolta. They also discuss certain actresses and actors aging awfully, old gays, planes landing on freeways, spelunking, Maxine Waters, Michelle Obama on Ellen, and Malia Obama’s white boyfriend.
Anthony beings the day talking about the Dow Jones, Artie makes his way into the studio and they chat about Artie’s hospital stay, Geno and his football picks, the Super Bowl, crazy NFL plays, fake news, and hot Fox News chicks. Dov Davidoff joins the guys to discuss people with kids, Ron and Fez, lightning betting, Donald Trump and his demeanor, Philly celebrating their Super Bowl win, and Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance. Artie and Anthony wrap up the show talking about FCC fines, we watch some video of Philly going ape shit in the streets, they chat about a De Niro car commercial, and we watch a dad going crazy on Larry Nassar.
Jackie Martling joins Artie and Anthony today to talk about book titles, hating (and not hating) co-workers, old troubles with the law, JFK’s shooting, interracial loving, eating horse shit (WHY??), and the old days of comedy clubs. They discuss My 600-lb Life, a two-headed chick, two dudes attached at the stomach, the recent string of “assaults,” and Uma Thurman’s car crash in a Quentin Tarantino film. They also talk about people saying the “worst word ever,” Jackie’s relationship with Sam Kinison, violent ass James Cagney, threesome issues, fu*king teachers, Justin Trudeau’s “peoplekind,” and the upcoming movie Black Panther.
Today Artie and Anthony talk about Quincy Jones and an interview that just came out, DeNiro the crier, interracial dating, sports betting, Norm MacDonald, and Nicole Eggert filing a police report. John Moses joins the guys to talk about cheating, Elon Musk putting a Tesla in space, and changing scripts, Alana Luv take a seat and they go on to talk about Trump wanting a military parade, and The View’s thoughts on Trump’s parade. We see Trump wind tussled hair, and they chat about BLM’s Marquesha Johnson the thief, a mountain lion in a suburban backyard, a toxic Hollywood bromance, Alana’s dating advice, and the Gerber baby.
Wrapping up #TheAAShow week, Artie and Anthony talk about Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor possibly fu*king, Howard Stern, old baseball, Amy Schumer’s new movie, bullshitters, and pulling the chick card. Joe Larson joins the guys to chat about Steven A. Spielberg, a Richard Stanley documentary, Jim Norton, Trumpy Bear, a theft at a Dodge dealership, and Michael Rappaport tweeting to Janet Jackson. We look at some actors that altered their weight for movie roles, and they talk about vacationing as a couple, Pepper Johnson, Sleepers, a sassy addition to Jaws, and a National Lampoon biopic.
Anthony begins the show talking about “Fat Tuesday” and Mardi Gras, the new Presidential portraits of Barack and Michelle Obama, robot animals, Kathy Griffin ranting on Hollywood, and Sarah Silverman talking about eating abortions. Dan Naturman takes a seat and they go on to talk about Artie, Dan ditching his glasses, “cool nerds,” theme songs from sitcoms, Linda Lavin, and old sitcoms. We see a video of a saggy titted chick, they chat about corporate gigs, Artie joins the guys and they wrap up talking about “judged” shows, Sammy Sosa, a dead YouTube star, reefer madness, Jack Klugman, and birthday party shenanigans.
Artie and Anthony start the day talking about a new school shooting and a My Pillow mafia, Kevin Brennan takes a seat and the guys yap about guns and the law, Dan Naturman, possibly homeschooling, and shitty hairdos. They discuss crime by race, Ring commercials, John Wayne and The Conqueror, we see some footage from the school shooting, and Tom McCaffrey joins the guys and they go on to talk more about cops and school shootings. They also chat about kid fu*kers, Scott Baio’s new accuser, Richard and the tree fort, gays and AIDS, shitty show openings, Shaun White, Cali life, and Kevin bombing at the Cellar.
Artie and Anthony wrap up the week talking about Amy Schumer’s secret wedding, Matt Iseman joins the guys to talk about Matt’s “Twitter beef” with Opie, the death of radio, Ant’s relationship with Opie, and Artie’s relationship with Robin Quivers. They discuss the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, Matt’s elevator ride with Jon Bon Jovi, Santana at Woodstock, Henry Hill, Artie’s doorman, Belle Knox, and the school shooting in Florida. They also yap about a screaming ass baby on a plane, the cowling falling apart off a plane mid-flight, a radio host fired for calling Chloe Kim a hot piece of ass, Artie meeting Prince, and Chris Rock the cheater.
Artie and Anthony are joined today by Joe Currie talking about The Cro-Mags, last night’s Crashing, “alt” comedy, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Norm Macdonald, gambling, and prison life. They discuss old McDonald's commercials, Fergie singing the nation anthem this weekend, sensitivity training, doxing, Black Panther, vag wigs, and the movie “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.” The trio end the day talking about “Baby, I’m Back,” a fight on a cruise ship, a nip slip at the Olympics, and we check out figure skating back in the day.
Artie and Anthony start the show talking about Kristen Haglund, watch Trump give out medals, and check out creepy Joe Biden again. Kris Fried comes in studio and they get into the Black Panther barking protest , infomercials, gay athletes, movies, and more.
Artie and Anthony begin talking about the school shooting protests, then Joe DeRosa comes in and they move onto Comics Unleashed and what happened last night at the Patrice benefit. They tell some Dice stories, check out their favorite prank calls, and talk about funerals and wakes. They watch an Olympic skier take a hard fall, Method Man thinks Wendy Williams in tacky, and Artie tells some MadTV stories.
Artie and Anthony start the show with Paul Mecurio and Don Jamieson talking about Braveheart, the school shooting media coverage, and Chevy Chases' road rage fight. Paul leaves and Don shows off his Mike Bocchetti impression which leads to DiPaolo 13. Mike Dowd and his podcasting partner join the show after checking out a hairy woman. They talk about The Seven Five, Steve Wilkos' DUi and listen to the Mel Gibson tapes. At the end of the show Bill Schulz and Joanne Nosuchinsky come on to announce they're teaming up on the new Mornin'!!! Show.
Artie and Anthony kick off the week talking about looks and Russians, Kevin Smith’s heart attack, Mike Bocchetti’s shi*s, Ant’s first car, store robberies, and Trump’s transparency. Ian Fidance joins the guys and they go on to chat about securing schools, fake cumming, Twitter celebrities, chest cam footage, Bill Cosby’s daughter dying, and a missing CDC scientist. Rachel Feinstein take a seat and they talk about rowdy hecklers, Steve Irwin, funny falling, Keith Robinson’s fashion sense, and they do a little ripping on Jim Norton’s bed. They wrap up the day talking about Rachel locking herself in her apartment, scary ass NY, “Dick Sister,” old school retards, Rachel’s stalker, “the bone,” and working on Broadway (not like that).
Anthony is joined by Joe DeVito and Pat Dixon today talking about guns, guns, and more guns, Donald Trump, bans, boy pussy, Whoa Vicky getting arrested, and transgender peeps in sports. We learn about Donald Trump’s re-election campaign, watch a bit of My 600-lb Life, they discuss “Five Came Back,” Stan Lee getting robbed, interest rates, old school candy, a K9 takedown in Cali, and “Shitfaced.”
Artie and Anthony are joined today by Dave Landau talking about Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley, and their kids, jerking it to celebrity chicks, stank twats, Otto and George, and Abigail Shapiro’s leaked nudes. They also discuss stars going broke, Stan Lee firing folks, Craig Carton’s podcast, Joe Paterno and Larry Nassar kid fu*king, “slopes,” another hot teacher fu*king kids, and we re-watch the beginning of West Side Story.
Artie and Anthony wrap up the week yapping about shitting in a bucket and Alex Jones (unrelated), and Parker Schnabel joins the show to talk about his new show “Gold Rush: Parker’s Trail,” finding gold in 2018, and Gold Rush versus Deadliest Catch. Mike Vecchione takes a seat and the guys talk about Parker’s possible discomfort, PC comedy, Somali pirates fighting military, Kevin Smith, Mike’s role in “Tony N Tina's Wedding,” and unsavory reviews. We see a shot gone way wrong, hear Michael Richard’s apology on Letterman, they discuss bad joke telling, The Brady Bunch Variety Hour, a gorilla statue, The Negro National Anthem, West Side Story on SNL, and Ryan Seacrest the maybe diddler.
rtie and Anthony are back yapping about gal’s getting you in trouble, Elton John in concert, Trump making people insane, the Oscars, Jews in Hollywood, and Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet. Robert O’Neill takes a seat and the guys go on to talk about guns in school, kids emulating adults, Robert’s “snafu” on American Airlines, “offending” women, last night’s Oscars, using babies as weapons, a new/old O.J. Simpson interview, and some Florida Bunn fu*king.
Artie and Anthony are joined by Will Noonan talking about the old days of Tough Crowd, karaoke, and Big A’s trip to Alabama, Jim Norton makes his way in, and we watch Ant’s walk-about around in NY. They talk about “Meet the Creeps,” meeting famous people, Jon Voight, Sid Rosenberg and payola, Don Imus, gays in comedy, dick sucking Lenny Dykstra, and we watch a Chuck E. Cheese rumble. They also discuss the Oscars “In Memoriam,” Annabella Sciorra’s beatdown in Jungle Fever, a subway fight, pedophiles, a naked dude on a plane, Jimmy’s childhood fantasy’s, a Lost in Space reboot, and USS Lexington being found.
An Artie-less Anthony talks about snow days, being without your phone, hot weather gals, liberal Cali, and Tom Cotter takes a seat and they chat about “Welcome Back, Kotter,” John Travolta, and Tom’s kid situation. They also yap about Lost in Space, The Walking Dead, funny kids on the internet, the Gallagher bros, O.J. Simpson, The Walking Dead, Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump, creepy ass Alexa, 2018 billionaires, and 80’s nostalgia.
The boys wrap up the week talking about “International Women’s Day,” My 600-lb Life, Foghorn Leghorn, a prequel to The Sopranos, sports talk, 2006 O.J. Simpson, Robert De Niro, and an ANTI-LGBT politician resigning after getting caught fagging out. Lisa Ann joins the boys to discuss her “Back 4 More” tour, “Nailin' Paylin,” HPV, Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump, David Byrne’s regrets, strip club dancing, Harvey Weinstein, A Bronx Tale on Broadway, and yummmmmmmy tripe.
Artie and Anthony begin the week talking about The Sopranos, manual labor, Ant’s ex and Dominic Barbara, mobster shenanigans, and TV censoring. Zach Martina and Craig Gass join the guys to chat about Stuttering John, O.J. Simpson, Maryjean pops in to shake that ass, and they talk more about the O.J. Simpson interview last night. They also discuss asshole celebrity stories, My 600-lb Life, an eye gouging meth chick, Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz the commies, and Donald Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania.
The guys start the show talking about Donald Trump firing Rex Tillerson and prototypes for Trump’s wall, Des Bishop joins the guys and they chat about shitty happy birthday singing in restaurants, old great TV, and Sally Field the matchmaker. They discuss alleged harassment, teachers fu*king students, a bail bond gone wrong, Black Panther scenarios, Jerry Springer and Dr. Phil, Joy Behar and Mike Pence, and a dolphin fucker. They also talk about I, Tonya, Venus Williams and Serena Williams, old school ciggie commercials, the old Ropers and Alice theme songs, and we watch a crip trying to stab a witness in court.
Artie and Anthony wrap up the week talking about a bridge that collapsed in Florida, a new McKayla Maroney video, and AJ Benza calls in to reminisce and swap stories with the guys. Rory Albanese and Owen Benjamin take a seat to chat about Owen’s Twitter, gun control, slaughtering, touring Afghanistan, “Hitler’s,” illegal and legal citizens, and gray areas in comedy. They also discuss lefty shaming, people taking jokes too seriously, Owen’s gigs being canceled for “hate speech,” the n-word, Forensic Files, and Cold Case Files.
The boys are back today talking about the bombing in Texas, Anthony’s karaoke and poker weekend, Stuttering John, Ant’s Twitter suspension, and a throwback of Sarah Silverman talking chinks. John Moses take a seat and they go on to talk about younger women, Melissa Stetten’s involvement with Donald Trump Jr., possible new drug laws, money laundering, a ski lift gone wild, and Don McLean’s model girlfriend. They also discuss Hannibal Buress getting kicked of stage, a self-driving Uber, a brawl in an IHOP, Andrew Dice Seinfeld, technology ratting you out, and we watch NYPD Jackie Chan getting harassed.
Anthony and Artie are joined by Luis J. Gomez talking about Ant’s Twitter suspension, drunk Geno, rehab shenanigans, The Looming Tower, and stank pussy. We see Mike Bocchetti try to sneeze, they talk about Rose McGowan, chicks that just want to fu*k, Wakanda, over analysis of words, and a former Playboy model claiming she had an affair with Donald Trump. They also discuss cheaters, shitting and pissing, taking chances in comedy, comedian Mark Meechan going to jail for a hate crime, and Cynthia Nixon’s run for governor.
Anthony and Paul Mecurio begin today’s AA Show talking about the newest “nor’easter,” hating people, Paul putting his dog down, Time Square scams, disgusting living things, Paul’s uncle hating on a certain race, and Paul’s Italian bitch mom. Anthony talks about his El Adobe days, they chat about Richard Nixon, Paul McCartney, Anthony’s Twitter suspension, Twitter “rules,” Danny Ross and his lies, Anthony drops a bomb on Danny, and we see a tip stealing bitch.
Artie and Anthony wrap up the week talking about the weird NY weather, gay icons, court dates and lawyers, and Harrison Greenbaum takes a seat to talk about inventing magic tricks and his upcoming comedy and magic show. We look at some David Blaine magic, they talk about unoriginal magicians, Stanley Kubrick, Kirk Douglas, the Austin bomber, Bozo the Clown’s death, and Katy Perry fighting with nuns. Maryjean stops by to give Artie a haircut and while that is happening, we look at video from an Uber driverless car (gone wrong), they discuss hairdos, Anthony “Ms. Cleo” Cumia brags about knowing verdict outcomes, and Maryjean tells us about her salon.
Artie and Anthony kick off the week talking about mugshots, Bob’s one-armed fu*k, picking gals in strip clubs, drunk driving, and Bob’s jail stint. They go on to talk about relationships, Stormy Daniels, Bob’s accident, Giannis Antetokounmp from the Milwaukee Bucks, the anti-gun march over the weekend, a fatty beauty pageant winner, and woman who couldn’t open her mouth for thirty years. We see a male sex robot, a new teacher who fu*ked her student, and Stormy Daniel porn, they discuss nipple stickers, Bob’s benefit show, old school NY cops, Bill de Blasio, Cynthia Nixon’s run for governor, and Paris Hilton’s lost ring.
On today’s show the guys talk about Ralphie May, roasts and roast jokes, Ralph Sutton joins the guys and they chat about Artie drinking bleach, documentaries and podcasts, and ego issues. Artie shares some of his “show prep,” they talk about Sean Penn, “free speech,” Mike Bocchetti, some nurses fu*king patients, Brooke Shields, little gun drawing kids, and Microsoft banning bad language. The also discuss Star Trek, Disney rats, the band Greta Van Fleet, old school TV watching comradery, a citizen check on the census, slutty Stormy Daniels, and slimy ass Al Sharpton’s half bro being arrested for capital murder.
Anthony and Joe DeVito start the show talking about Mr. Rogers, and the Roseanne reboot before Artie bursts in coming from a fight with Uber drivers. They turn to Pee Wee Herman, Byron Allen buying the Weather Channel, and they listen to Stuttering John's new podcast. They check out pictures from O-n-A's Best Boob Contest from 2001, watch Stephon Clark's brother interrupt a city council meeting, look into Stallone's meatballs, and find out if Corey Feldman was really stabbed.
Wrapping up the week, a freshly soy sauced Anthony sits with Artie to chat about morning show call times, “high pitch Mike” from Howard Stern, radio sales people, Stephon Clark’s televised funeral and his brother’s crazy ass behavior. They also discuss DMX, getting arrested, NFL male cheerleaders, a throwback Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders movie, “the popsicle twins,” Rusty Staub’s death, and sh*tty first baseball throws.
Artie and Anthony are back with Bob DiBuono chatting it up about old racist TV, Tracy Morgan, the old days of SNL versus now, Robert De Niro, and Don Imus signing off. They also discuss stupid ass commercials, the Roseanne reboot, Winnie Mandela dying, Andrew Dice Clay beefing with Sebastian Maniscalco, Sam Simon, the old days of Opie and Anthony and Howard Stern, and Jesus Christ Superstar.
The boys are back talking about a movie Artie did with Juliette Lewis, David Spade, and Caitlyn Jenner, and Mike Bocchetti joins the boys to talk Batman reboots, Mike’s family, and The Artie Lange Show. They discuss guns, dads, road trips, a shooting caught on camera, cursing kids, grotesque subways, The Godfather, Bobo’s Tinder, Mike’s love life, and accidental humor.
With Artie on the way, Anthony begins the show talking about closing the boarder, Opie claiming he created O and A, Nate Bargatze joins Ant to talk about a union protest, the old Opie and Anthony days, insecure comics, and Bill Burr. Nate talks about living in Nashville, Gavin McInnes pops in to chat about proud boys and skating females, and Artie makes his way in and the guys yap about The Stuttering John Podcast. They also talk about monetizing on YouTube, YouTube shooter Nasim Najafi Aghdam, Hillary Clinton, Piers Morgan, and shitty driving issues.
Artie and Anthony are joined by Gilbert Gottfried yapping it up about George Jessel, Stuttering John, Hitler Uber, Robin Williams death, William Shatner and his dead wife, and Greg Louganis. They also chat about “young Hollywood” coming out, Paul Lynde, The Odd Couple, a munchkin molesting Dorothy, Chappaquiddick, Robert De Niro hating on Trump, Howard Stern edits, police shootings, and I Love Lucy.
The boys are back with Joe DeRosa talking about spatting with Stuttering John over the weekend on Twitter, Danny Ross and his AMAZING podcast, Eddie Pepitone, and Tom McCaffrey joins the gang to chat about Jimmy Kimmel apologizing for a joke. They also discuss a bunch of movies, MAD Magazine, Twitter bans, “Hamburger,” biopics, a batshit Bill Cosby protester, Tony Robbins, and Andrew Dice Clay.
On this episode of #TheAAShow, Chris Hansen joins Artie and Anthony.
The boys are back with Chad Zumock talking about Donald Trump, a possible missile launch, pre-bombing moments, “moon cricket,” Schindler's List scenarios, and a Ken Burns documentary on Theodore Roosevelt. They also discuss a shrine for a stabber, the world’s oldest lingerie model, Mark Zuckerberg, Diamond and Silk, an ice-cream truck robbery, The Doberman Gang, "Our Gang," and Mitzi Shore’s death.
Anthony begins today’s AA Show talking about Syria, Donald Trump, and a possible nuclear attack, and Mike Ward and Pantelis join the show to chat about their new show (that will join Compound Media) “2 Drink Minimium.” They also discuss Bobo’s driving test, different laws by country, gun laws, knife bans, social media trolls, and Bobo calls in to talking about (not) taking is driving test. The guys wrap up the day yapping it up about Dice’s IG tribute to Mitzi Shore, a high school girl taping nipples, Cali cracking up, and weird ass K-Pop music.
The boys are back along with Dave Landau talking about James Comey, Chappaquiddick, O.J. Simpson, Reginald Denny scenarios, and the old days of n-bomb dropping. We watch some throwback roller-disco clips, they yap about R. Lee Ermey’s death, Will Ferrell, and the "Cash Me Outside" girl and Whoa Vicky fighting. We get the latest with Casey Anthony, and they wrap up the day talking about Barbara Bush’s failing health, “The Excited Housewives,” “A Date with your Family,” and the episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will gets shot.
A and A are back talking about Hervé Villechaize, truces with Korea, a Southwest flight gone horribly wrong, issues at Starbucks, and Jay Mohr calls in to chat about comedy, his divorce, new pussy, #MeToo-ing, reparations, and his kids. Richie Redding joins the guys and they go on to talk about crazy dangerous situations, Beetlejuice, a Stormy Daniels sketch, R. Kelly and his sex cult, and Maria Bamford wanting a restraining order on Donald Trump.
The boys start the day talking about the benefit show Artie did last night, Stuttering John, Randa Jarrar, dick pics, and Bob Phillips joins the guys to talk about Richard Gere, The Jerky Boys, and life before social media. They also discuss “gay” kids, the latest with Starbucks, the ADL, Larry Storch and his hat, L.A. Fitness employees fired over racism, Mike Pompeo meeting Kim Jong Un, and Stormy Daniels.
Ending #TheAAShow week, the guys talk about gender reveal parties, shitty ass social media, The Godfather, and Kris Fried joins the guys to yap about drinking and drugging, meddling folks on-line, and overusing social media. We hear about the world’s worst cop, get the latest with Starbucks, they chat about broken gals, “fat Nick,” Bernie Goetz, Ant’s dating life, and a Fox News chick apologizing for a tweet. They wrap up the week talking about bullying, Anthony’s backyard problems, un-funny Vince Vaughn, “Hostiles,” Indian names, Rat’s (kinda) Emmy, and a fraternity exhibiting “racist behavior.”
Anthony and Brandon Collins talk movies while wishing they were on vacation.
Anthony talks to the crew about Hitler and games.
Anthony and Lionel cover the latest political news including Syria, Russian collusion, North Korea disarming, Michael Cohen getting raided, and Lake Titicaca.
TheAAShow is back with Anthony announcing the new third mic, Dave Landau, Mike Cannon joins the guys to talk about on-line haters, Ant’s trip to Disney World, Orthodox Jews, getting hooked on pills, and Artie makes his way in with a gift for Anthony. The guys yap about past drug use, angry parents, the backlash surrounding Michelle Wolf at the WHCA, WHCA’s of old, Edith Bunker’s almost rape, serial killers, and how sometimes, “there are no words.” They wrap up the day talking about child (not) friendly movies, Iran and Israel, The Sopranos, Alexis Arquette, and Artie’s broken chair.
The boys are back with Gavin McInnes talking about two cunts on a subway, cultural appropriation versus racism, talking shit on-line, fucking out of your league, shitty accents, and Robert De Niro. They discuss moms fuc*ing “inappropriately,” Bill Cosby, ass kicking chicks, Rocky, Jews and Italians, from nothing to something, Daz Dillinger’s take on Kanye West, and ass fucking. The guys wrap up the day talking about cucks, ISIS flying squirrels, crazy pranks, Lemmy, leftover coke, crazy ass Kathy Griffin, and Howard Stern the sprinkler insulter.
Today on #TheAAShow, Artie, Anthony, and Dave talk about the weather with Ira The Weatherman, they discuss gambling, casino issues, and whores, and Tommy Pope and Shane Gillis join the guys to talk about their new show, “A Fair One” on Compound Media. We check out the teaser for Opie’s new podcast, they chat about dementia, Ira the killer, Jay Thomas, a chick eaten alive by scabies, Caitlyn Jenner’s tranny friend Sophia, and Tom Brokaw the molester.
The boys wrap up the week yapping it up about late nights and late work schedules, railroad issues, corrupt police, pandering to retards, racist jokes, black (people) magic, and “fat roles.” They chat about the old days of parody, Sean Penn, Sarah Silverman, old fu*ks, Steven Seagal, (one of) Dave’s arrests, “Father Dice,” old fan mail, roasting and stand-up, and back in the day radio shenanigans.
The boys are back with Matt Iseman talking about Cinco de Mayo, a pissed off Howard Stern, Donald Trump’s stamina, Hillary Clinton, a dancing graduation, and they reminisce about their own graduations. They talk about Opie’s new show, a dude lipping off on the LIRR, apologizing, getting stripped of your doctorate, De Niro being “done with you,” Rosie the retard, and a lucky gal at the Kentucky Derby. They also discuss animal betting, Matt’s first Hollywood job, Orson Welles drunk outtakes, MJ’s Gatorade outtakes, voiceovers, a Baltimore cop being disrespected, and their own law issues.
On today’s AA Show, the guys talk about Cobra Kai, old sitcom stars, attainable women, stars now and then, and Robert O’Neill takes a seat to talk about Kid Rock, not aging well, Hillary’s robot back, and Iran’s agenda. They also discuss trade deals, President Trump, interrogation tactics, an “elevator outrage,” kids and guns, tranny kids, Cynthia Nixon and marijuana, and face tats.
Anthony, Artie, Dave, and Joe DeVito begin the day talking about FCC rules for radio, personal accountability, cell phone addiction, celebrity affairs, Fatty Arbuckle the rapist, Eric Schneiderman, and Caddyshack. They discuss sequels, stock options, Joe Namath and his fur coat, old football, Deacon Jones hot take on equal rights, Webster, Michael Jackson and his “boys,” and Vic Morrow’s death.
Dave and Anthony start the show yapping about a new teacher/kid f#*king, young boners (theirs), Dave’s most uneventful mugshot, and Brendan Sagalow and Ian Fidance join the guys to talk about Brendan getting interrupted by Amy Schumer. They chat about glorious NY public transportation, a video of a bus stop f#*k, avoiding rape, more on Amy, consent to change diapers, and free bleeding. The guys wrap up the day discussing making women’s lives easier, the mayor of Denver’s son, Rose McGowan, and a prison guard’s huge stinky penis.
Anthony and Dave discuss Artie Lange’s exit, drug use, Cobra Kai, back in the day closet gays, Richard Gere and his gerbil, Deliverance, and gaying it up for movie roles. Martin Kove takes a seat to chat about Cobra Kai, sensei John Kreese, Death Race 2000, and “sweeping the leg.” The guys go on to yap about Fatty Arbuckle, Anthony getting his bhole fingered, a fight over a parking spot, crazy Vegas peeps, changing cheerleading policies, and Kathie Lee Gifford forgiving Howard Stern.