TACS is back after a long vacay and Anthony begins talking about his cruise on Allure of the Seas, the cruise pattern, drone experiments aboard the cruise, the casino, dining at the chef’s table, poverty surrounding the beaches, and the “comedy” aboard the ship. Ant talks about his flight, we see a couple new airport fiascos, hear about Opie possibly getting fired via Radar Online, Ant brings up Jim Norton’s slam poetry, a caller puts us on to a psychopath in a Canadian restaurant, we hear Jesse Waters thoughts on Ivanka’s mic holding, and watch a clip from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. We then go through the “generations,” check in on Chicago’s crime stats, learn all about the Fyre Festival (gone wrong), Ant talks about Ryan Seacrest joining Kelly Ripa on “Live with Kelly and Ryan,” a white reporter “news nigga,” and cops served up a side of disrespect in Raleigh.