Anthony begins the day with a weather report, talks about panhandling assholes on the train, sassy women of color, The Walking Dead and The Bachelor, crazy drone angles on Planet Earth, and the newest “viral video” from BBC. We see a millionaire gang member, watch Snoop Dogg’s new video and Sean Spicer getting bombarded at an Apple store, Ant talks about a dude with cow eyeballs in his ass (fakity, fake, fake), we see a military “photo scandal,” and read about a Geek Squad breach. We find out Ant is obsessed with some cute Facebook puppy channel, he talks about literacy skills tests for teachers, Keith and Ant reminisce on the days before “AOL,” they discuss how technology has changed the “getting pussy” game and old teachers being dogs, and we learn about a kinky ass Hasidic couple. We take a look at the “lovely” Chrissy Metz, watch the trailer for “This is Us,” see leggings gone wrong, find out Chaz Bono’s housekeep is legal, hear Steve King’s thought’s on anchor babies, and Ant expresses his thoughts on illegals coming over, trashing the place, and not playing by the rules.