Monday’s show begins with Anthony longing to open his pool, summarizing Adam Carolla’s new movie “Road Hard” that he watched over the weekend, and mining some rocks on EVE Online. We see some old Cumia family photos, hear about the Huntington St. Patty’s parade and the attendees, cover Ant’s tweets that pissed off the Twittersphere this weekend, hear from a few eager callers, and find out new ways that the government is spying on us. After Ant goes through Monday’s mail, he discusses the new Apple watch and MacBook, the staff and callers voice their opinions on them, we see a racist video that shut down Sigma Alpha Epsilon at University of Oklahoma, learn that fatties want the “I’m feeling fat” emoticon removed from Facebook, and KtC tells us about a portly cop he used to work with named “Pauly Poundcakes.” Ant then plays Corey Feldman’s new song dedicated to Corey Haim, Suge Knight’s hit and run video, talks about a spooky news story out of Utah, touches on a bit of religion, and ends today’s show hearing from the glorious callers once again and watching Ari Shaffir’s video addressing Big Jay Oakerson crying.