Ant begins Monday by admitting he may have sent some drunken tweets over the weekend, chats about the SNL 40th anniversary show and goes through a few clips from it, reads a list of people that Chevy Chase has pissed off, and a pussy caller asks Ant to click on a scary video for him. We hear about Rosie O’Donnell leaving The View and watch part of a new “stand-up” video from her, read a news story about a dumbass that was gored by a bull, watch a throwback animated video of Jim Norton hating on chickens from Opie and Anthony, and we hear from new sponsor ChongRoller.com. We look at a midget stripper video, talk “Fifty Shades of Grey,” find out Gary Oldman is anti-Semitic, and discuss the Copenhagen attack that happened over the weekend. Ant talks a bit about the “Muzzies,” plays two videos from some American freaks that are almost as frightening as beheading videos, watch a news story about public fucking, see the “right way” to do some public fucking, and learn that yogurt can be made with vaginal secretions. Ant gets into a news story about teens who rushed a movie theater, a school that cancelled Valentine’s Day, he reminisces about chicks back in his school days, and ends with an update on how H1Z1 is going for him.