Monday starts with Ant presenting his new haircut, talking about the Super Bowl halftime show, the crazy last play of the game, his Super Bowl party, and uninvited guests that came by. We go through some of the commercials played during the game, Bobo calls in to explain himself, we see a video of a “singing” downs girl, and watch a clip from a show called “The Specials.” We hear the latest “Groundhog news,” find out that Chris Christie is less than graceful, look at the 2016 list of potential presidential candidates, watch a throwback clip of Dan Quayle, and hear about police issues in Pine Lawn. Anthony goes through Monday’s mail, we see Penn and Teller talking about vaccinations, hear an adorbs story about Travis’s daughter Riley, and Ant tells us about his latest trip to the strip club. Lady Di attempts to call in (DENIED!), we talk about Bobbi Kristina’s health issues, a woman with no womb giving birth to twins, and revisit squirting versus pissing. Ant reads an absurd story about a suspended 4th grader, we watch “black street magic," see a “saggy pants” and “time check” prank that both don’t end well, and find out that Vermont Teddy Bear wants you to make them a commercial for their “Fifty Shade of Grey Bear” to be played exclusively on TACS. The callers have a few inquiries, we watch a naughty gal in a public library, and wrap up with a caller letting us know that there are plenty of public library masturbating videos out there so of course, we check out another one.