Monday’s show starts with a rundown of Anthony’s trip to Cali to do Jay Mohr’s podcast, Kevin Pollak’s podcast, and Adam Corolla’s podcast as well as a few awkward moments that occurred while there. Ant then talks about his towel usage in hotels, a possible jizz pizza, the wonderment of aviation, airplane panic, and flight technology. We quickly discuss AirAsia’s black box being found, the callers weigh in, Ant and KtC shit on “female time,” we see a clip from Ant’s appearance on Kevin Pollak’s show, and Anthony shares a few past relationship stories. We go through shitty Christmas gifts and Monday’s mail, learn about the upcoming “Most Offensive Song” contest, and hear some past submissions from the XM days. We get an update on Charlie Hebdo, see a video of White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest responding to the President not sending a top White House official to represent in Paris, watch a clip of Margaret Cho from last night’s Golden Globe Awards, learn that Lena Dunham deleted her Twitter (who the fuck cares?), and wish Howard Stern a heartfelt happy birthday.