Shop-At-Home Channel host, Gayl Pile, is stuck in a rut, but his world gets rocked when he meets charismatic Australian beauty expert, JD Castlemane. Sparks fly as JD shows Gayl his dangerously sexy sales techniques on The Ladies Power Hour.
Gayl does his best to impress his new on-air co-host, JD Castlemane. JD racks up a gambling debt, and when they can't move any units of JD's "BushWhackers" Ultra Absorbent Tampons, Gayl is forced to take drastic measures.
Gayl grapples with the one year anniversary of his mother's death, which coincidentally falls on his 30th birthday. Reverend Dave is relieved that JD is finally going back to Australia, but Renee reveals a stunning truth that makes JD consider a prolonged stay in Hamilton.
When JD decides to extend his stay at the Shop-At-Home Channel, Gayl is overjoyed. JD and Darron slide deeper into gambling debt, and Reverend Dave has a disturbing premonition of sex, debauchery and boxed wine.
Gayl falls completely under JD's spell when he enlists in the JD Castelmane Life SystemTM. He learns all of the tricks of JD's product-selling trade, and adopts a terrifying new persona (and snazzier fashion sense).
JD reminds Gayl that to sell beauty products to women, you have to make them feel ugly. Gayl takes JD's advice to heart, leading to a dramatic showdown with Renee on live TV.
Gayl is shocked to learn that Darron has tapped Renee to guest host his show, The Ladies Power Hour. JD cheers Gayl up with an Aussie night on the town, complete with beer and dangerous liaisons.
Determined to prove that he's got what it takes to start his own company, Gayl tries to invent his very own stain remover. Reverend Dave fears for Gayl's future at the Shop-At-Home Channel, as Renee plots to take over Gayl's time slot permanently.
Gayl looks forward to a new business opportunity with JD as he bids farewell to the Shop-At-Home Channel. But his world comes crashing down when Rev. Dave delivers a chilling message from Gayl's dead mother.
Feeling betrayed by JD, Gayl bares his soul on live TV. Meanwhile, JD's gambling problems come home to roost as Darron's violent cousins invade the Shop-At-Home Channel studio looking for payback.
Gayl exults in his sexy and thrilling new business partnership with JD Castlemane. But beneath the facade of their successful new company lies a darker reality filled with penis bandages and domestic strife.
It becomes increasingly hard for Gayl to keep up appearances as his living situation with JD deteriorates. Making matters worse, the popularity of Renee's show soars and Gayl can't contain his jealousy.
Frustrated by Gayl's constant worry about overspending, JD shakes things up and gives Gayl a crash course in sensuality. Gayl despairs when their latest venture turns out to be another scam, and JD threatens to dissolve their partnership.
Following some racist on-air comments by Gayl and JD, the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council clamps down on the Shop At Home Channel. Faced with a $50,000 fine, station manager Darron tries to bribe the CBSC reps with his homemade beer.
Gayl and JD say goodbye to civilization and get back to nature for some much needed rest and introspection. The two friends bond at the campfire and Gayl discovers that there's no wrong way to love yourself.
Gayl can't believe that Darron is planning to sell the station to a couple of "lefty liberal" types who want to rebuild it as a women's shelter. Gayl suffers the worst crisis of his life but JD hatches a plan to leave their troubles behind and start a new life in a far away land.
Gayl and JD arrive at a trade show in Houston. JD promises they'll hobnob with celebs and make big bucks with a new product. Gayl braces himself for the worst, but things turn around when he encounters some mysterious Houstonians who help Gayl understand his true self.
Gayl and JD find themselves back in Hamilton after their disastrous trip to Houston. Gayl suffers a brutal shock when he witnesses the destruction of the Shop At Home Channel soundstage. Unable to accept this fate, Gayl comes up with a last ditch plan to pull the station, and his life, back from the abyss.
Gayl and the rest of the gang work around the clock, rehearsing their numbers for the telethon to save the Shop At Home Channel. Jealous of Gayl's new moisturizing product, JD hatches a plot to give everyone at the channel exactly what they deserve.
Gayl hosts the telethon like a man on a mission, begging the TV audience to pledge generously so they can save Hamilton's only regional shopping channel. But it doesn't matter how much money they raise, because JD has a deadly plan to spoil the fun.
Gayl lives large in his fancy new condo, and enjoys his lucrative position as a spokesman for the Asexual Association of America. JD is jealous of Gayl's newfound success, and the Shop At Home Channel staff struggle to get by without Renée.
Gayl buckles under the pressure of his new responsibilities as an asexual advocate, and JD begins his new career as a full time host at the Shop At Home Channel. With nowhere else to go, Renée moves into Rev. Dave's utility closet.
Gayl and JD rekindle their friendship, but JD can't help but mock Gayl's asexual lifestyle. A mysterious stranger infiltrates the studio and teaches Gayl a lesson he won't soon forget.
After incurring the wrath of his boss at the Asexual Association of America, Gayl is tasked with opening Hamilton's first A-bar, a swinging hotspot for asexuals. Meanwhile, Renée's boyfriend moves in to Rev. Dave's tiny room.
Gayl is a nervous wreck after his nipple gets activated via incidental contact with a woman. He becomes increasingly sensitive to the sexually charged atmoshpere at work, and begins to experiment with digital narcotics.
After a freak snowstorm, the Shop At Home Channel gang get trapped in the studio for Thanksgiving. The coworkers band together in the spirit of the season, but Gayl's intestinal parasite threatens to ruin the festivities.
Traumatizied by recent events at work, Gayl numbs himself with powerful digital narcotics. JD reveals his plan to rebuild his marsupial pouch mucus empire, and Renée's bachelorette party goes off the rails.
A mysterious Sikh electrician reveals to Gayl the horrible truth about J.D. Castlemane. Gayl and Rev. Dave follow J.D. to a secret location and uncover a nefarious plot involving black market kangaroos.
Gayl and JD announce their plans to create "Rootopia", an idyllic farm to raise kangaroos and harvest their pouch mucus. Unfortunately, Gayl's colleagues at the Asexual Association of America have different, more violent plans.
Renée and Dijon gear up for their live wedding spectacular on the Shop At Home Channel. JD seeks revenge after a stunning betrayal, and Gayl embarks on a dangerous mission to put an end to the asexual threat, once and for all.
Three years have passed and things are a little different now. The Shop At Home Channel was bulldozed, Gayl and JD harvest pouch mucus at their kangaroo farm, Rootopia, while Renee showcases products with her nine babies on the all-new shopping channel, The Feelin' It Network. Rev. Dave hocks religious survival kits with his new on-air partner and "friend", Kitty.
Gayl and JD stop by The Feelin' It Network to sell some products. JD takes it upon himself to discuss a new business proposition for Natasha, and Gayl is left to sell Bum and Thigh cream without JD.
Gayl and JD discover that the Mexican border wall construction is driving up sand prices, so JD cooks up a plan to dredge for sand in nearby lakes to sell to the Americans. Renee and Dijon start a new venture, and a sinister force closes in on Rootopia.
Following the death of Eve, Gayl and JD host a kangaroo funeral at Rootopia. Rev. Dave's girlfriend Kitty channels the Holy Spirit, and Renee and Dijon crash the party, reality show style.
As JD packs his things to head back to The Middle East, Gayl struggles with the idea of shutting down Rootopia, and his life without JD. As they say their goodbyes, environmental activists ambush Rootopia and they're playing for keeps.
Penniless and on the run in America, Gayl and JD resort to desperate money-making schemes. Renee and Dijon's relationship is strained by the pressure of feeding nine children and starring in a grueling reality show.
Gayl and JD sell a brand new product at a trade show, but it doesn't go well. Gayl throws in the towel on the women's beauty game, but when he receives new information about his father, he finds a new meaning in life.
Gayl and Rev. Dave trek deep into the Catskills to track down Gayl's father. On the arduous journey, Gayl succumbs to hallucinations and has a moment of self discovery. Renee and Dijon's marriage reaches the breaking point.
JD and Gayl reunite. They make a plan to head back to Hamilton, announce their new million dollar product on live TV, and take back Rootopia from the "greenies" - by any means necessary.
Gayl, JD, and the rest of the gang work to rebuild Rootopia, but nuclear war seems inevitable. Gayl is surprised by by an unexpected visitor who could save them all.
After the apocalypse, Gayl Pile opens the Orillia Sands Fashion Resort. Some old friends check in, including Rev. Dave, Renee, Dijon, Gus, Stolfi, and Gayl's old partner and nemesis, JD Castlemane.
JD gets the liquor flowing as "senior beverage consultant", but Gayl resists the new hedonistic atmosphere at the resort. When some unsavory people check-in, Gayl reaches his breaking point.
Gayl reasserts control of the resort. Meanwhile, Renee is desperate to revive her reality show, so Dijon builds her a TV broadcast tower. Renee's back on the air, but fame comes at a cost.
Gayl agrees to take in some penniless refugees from the destroyed city of Barrie, Ontario. The newcomers embrace the all-inclusive resort lifestyle, testing the limits of Gayl's generosity.
The Barrie refugees wear out their welcome, and Gayl has a harrowing vision of his long-deceased mother. Re-energized, Gayl enlists Rev. Dave in a sinister plot against the unwanted guests.
When the hot tub is contaminated by a turd, everyone suspects the Barrie guests are to blame. A wave of paranoia grips the Orillia Sands, and Gayl vows to crackdown.
Gayl and JD divide the resort guests into a rigid hierarchy. The "silver" and "platinum VIP" guests enjoy privileges, while the Barrie guests are designated "bronze" and forced into hard labour.
It's the "Mr. Hott Bunz" competition to determine which male guest has the best bum. But when Chilli from Barrie crashes the stage and steals the show, it threatens to undermine Gayl's authority.
JD and Renee fume over Gayl's weakness in the face of insurrection. Shockingly, Gayl declares the newly crowned Mr. Hott Bunz an enemy of the resort and vows to punish him.
It's the Orillia Sands' first "sexecution" after Gayl condemns Chilli to a kinky, and permanent, "check out". But as the big moment nears, Gayl's worst fears bubble to the surface.