Meet a bear who can't stop scratching his back on a pine tree, and a baby who is planning to get botox on her forehead.
Fish discuss IKEA, a police officer who can't stop saying "Simon & Garfunkel" and a couple of 1950's robots who don't know anything about football.
An angel goes to Weightwatchers, an alien can't get his garbage collected and a lion checks into a hotel.
A vampire bites Sheldon Cooper, a caveman relieves himself in a cave and an ostrich gets up close and personal.
An alien gets to grip with Sellotape, a baby goes and gets some piercings and a great recipe for Wildebeest.
A seagull fights Tyson Fury, some useful facts about malaria and a vampire goes to the hospital to give blood.
A pirate captain dreams up some very unusual punishments for the crew. Plus, a particularly annoying crab and two walruses planning a dinner party.
A lion tries to buy some dry roasted peanuts, two crabs discuss recording a podcast, and an alien complains about the Holiday inn Express in Kettering.
A three day induction course for pirates. Plus, a lion gets arrested and two walruses discuss buying a sofa in the Spring Sale at DFS.
Learn how to speak French with World Cup goalkeeper Hugo Lloris. Plus, cosmetic surgery for the under-threes and a seagull knocks out Dot Cotton (off Eastenders).