A monologue by a tobacconist (Roy Kinnear) on why smoking is a good thing, an expose of songwriter Lionel Bart's borrowings from old-time songs; Bernard Levin interviews hotellier Charles Forte, a group of Cardinals sing Arrivederci Roma; and a sketch (and subsequent calypso) on the subject of open flies.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ned Sherrin | Writer | ||
| Caryl Brahms | Writer | ||
| David Frost | Writer | ||
| Peter Dobereiner | Writer | ||
| Christopher Booker | Writer | ||
| Keith Waterhouse | Writer | ||
| Quentin Crewe | Writer | ||
| Timothy Birdsall | Writer | ||
| Willis Hall | Writer | ||
| Peter Lewis | Writer |