In this the first episode we meet the staff and owner of Bolton's The Neptune Club. They are The Saint, Bolton's own very Jerry St. Clair, Brian Potter, Les Alanos, and the newly-employed bouncers, Max and Paddy. The staff of the future Phoenix Club are all here.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gareth Hughes | Writer | ||
| Peter Kay | Writer | ||
| Neil Anthony | Writer | ||
| Dave Spikey | Writer |