After Herve Villachaize (Tattoo from Fantasy Island) leaves a package in Tony's cab, the gang discusses their various fantasies while waiting for him to pick it up. Tony's fantasy is wowing Eric Sevareid (who happens to be a passenger in his cab) with his political insight. Latka's fantasy is to be the taxi dispatcher and turn the tables on Louie. Bobby fantasizes about being a famous singer and conning a homeless Louie out of his last dollar. Jim fantasizes about being visited by aliens. (Part 1 of 2)
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Barry Kemp | Writer | ||
| Carl Lumbly | Guest Star | ||
| Warren Munson | Guest Star | ||
| Eric Sevareid | Guest Star | ||
| James Burrows | Director |