Wherefore Art Thou, Bobby?

Bobby muss mal wieder alle Karriereträume begraben. Die einzige Rolle, die man ihm anbietet, ist ein Werbespot für eine Bräunungscreme. Doch da kommt ein junger Mann des Weges, der ihn als erfahrenen Schauspieler verehrt.

Tony brings his fare, a young actor new to New York named Steve, to the garage to meet Bobby, so Bobby can give him acting pointers. Bobby takes Steve under his wing and soon Steve is cast as Romeo off-Broadway. A shocked Bobby then quits acting out of frustration, after seeing how Steve gets a job his second day in New York while Bobby still can't get a break. Bobby, resigned to being a full time cab driver, still shows his acting skills when he runs lines with Steve, but it takes some heckling from Louie to convince him to return to acting—in order to make Louie someday eat his words.