This Episode (#2) is called Hollandaise Sleazon! We are going to get very merry & verrrry sleazy because that’s what this sleazon is really lacking, eh? We got Plennnnty of shitty plastic presents, we’ve got a multitude of selfish little snotnose children whining all day & night about some stupid fucking toy, we’ve got massive greed and out of control capitalism, but where’s the skank? Where’s da perversion? Do I have to do everything myself? I guess I do! So snap on your strap-ons and fluff up your fleshy parts for da Hollandaise Sleazzzzon!