I went to bed that night seriously wondering how many of my coworkers were coming in in the next morning and how many would wake up in hospital beds, jammed full of tubes. Work is fun.
America's highest rated, quarterly, Silk Stalkings based, web-exclusive talk show is back! Now with a new set, new panelists, a secret celebrity guest, an ocarina, something about condoms, and accidental nudity!
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If this series keeps following its current trajectory, the next episode will just be all of us getting wrecked on Krokodil and bum-fighting each other while Jacob dutifully tosses off onto the Season 5 DVD box art.