Sarah's closest rival in the animal show game, Jack McBrayer, takes every opportunity he can to gloat on his success. This time, Jack visits the SPT Offices to show off a very cool jacket he's acquired. Plus, Sarah encounters a classic office problem when she uses the wrong restroom. On stage, Sarah welcomes a variety of stupid and not-so-stupid pet tricks: a dog in search of a world record for a high jump, a horse with a huge talent, a duck artist that can juggle from Brooklyn, and a cat. But which one will win Stupidest Pet Trick of the Week?
Sarah confronts rival animal show host Jack McBrayer who is trying to poach the Stupid Pet Tricks wardrobe stylist. Later, Sarah and the show's director, Waffles, hot box her office and discuss the meaning of life. On stage, Sarah rides a rocking horse with a legacy act, watches a rat crawl their way through a make-shift New York Cityscape, meets two twin goats and their twin owners, and a dog who can answer all of Sarah's burning questions. Only one will be named Stupidest Pet Trick Of The Week!
Reggie Watts, a comedian and musician, swings by with his pet fish to share some movie reviews with Sarah. Sarah also encounters a spider who understands Yiddish, a painting pig, and a dog and his owner who can parkour and fill the set with oohs and "awws."
Comedian and roast master Jeff Ross brings the heat with a high-speed animal roast. Plus, Sarah meets a dog in some luggage, a high-jumping fox, a puzzle-solving feline, and a parrot with a knack for the pole.
Guest Howie Mandel reveals a major Hollywood secret he's been keeping; Sarah hangs out with a bellhop rabbit, a dog who needs a library card, a daredevil cat, and a dog that has a knack for magic.
David Letterman takes Sarah on an expensive stroll down memory lane. Then, back on stage, Sarah welcomes a brilliant roller-skating parrot, an acrobatic dog, a cat who can drive a car, and a bunch of racing roaches.