A dire Klingon attack is further complicated by poor word choice.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Aaron Hawkins | Producer | ||
| Casper Kelly | Executive Producer | ||
| Pete Holmes | Actor | Captain | |
| Cristina Milizia | Actor | Knickersonian, Dream Woman, M'Ress | |
| Bonnie Gordon | Actor | Computer | |
| Eric Bauza | Actor | Antedian, Ass Face, Screwhead | |
| Ethan Peck | Actor | Spock |