Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jim Fortier | Writer | ||
| Dave Willis | Writer | ||
| Stewart Breihut | Guest Star | ||
| Scott Hilley | Guest Star | ||
| Mary Kraft | Guest Star | ||
| Fred Armisen | Guest Star | ||
| Dave Willis | Director | ||
| Jim Fortier | Director |