Tuk is the linebacker in your high school who everyone was afraid of until he cried during a reading of Robert Frost’s Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening. Remember that guy? People made fun of him about that for a couple of weeks but stopped when he flipped the English teacher’s car with his bare hands after she made fun of his submission to the poetry competition. Take that guy, give him an axe and a loin cloth and you’ve got Tuk!