Fans of the Week: Derby. Score in CHiPS: Two. Footballer Guest: Iffy Onoura (Swindon) On the Phone: -John Oster (Everton) -Neil Redfearn (Charlton) -Warren Barton (Newcastle) -Sean Hardy (Leeds kitman) Footballing Phono Nono's 1. Fowler/Le Saux war 2. Palace in turmoil 3. Beckham and Simeone 4. Chelsea on for treble 5. Leeds young guns 6. The millennium Soccerette: Age 22, 5 foot 7, from Sheffield, supports Sheff Utd and is called Amber. Soccer Locker: Michael Ball (Everton) Can He Kick It? Guest: Stan Bowles (ex QPR, Man City etc) Could He Kick It? No - the Cat saved it.