In what is revealed to be a commercial for the vegetable, two friends (Will Forte, Andy Samberg) discuss the death of an unnamed friend while taking large bites out of heads of lettuce. Written and filmed in November 2005 and originally cut from dress rehearsal of the Eva Longoria episode.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will Forte | Writer | ||
| Akiva Schaffer | Director |