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Season 1

  • S01E01 Episode 1

    • March 19, 1999
    • Channel 4

    Always stretch properly before entering the swimming pool. Do people walk dogs or dogs walk people? And, really, what should you expect when you visit someone's living room for some spiritual healing?

  • S01E02 Episode 2

    • March 26, 1999
    • Channel 4

    Be careful who you let use the photocopier before you. There's a graphic response to the question, do you like my outfit? And two women try to enjoy the great outdoors without bumping into anyone.

  • S01E03 Episode 3

    • April 2, 1999
    • Channel 4

    An exuberant case of mistaken identity. A photocopier malfunction gets a little bit cheeky. Do vitamin supplements work? And a door-stepper is pleased to be invited in, but gets a nude awakening.

  • S01E04 Episode 4

    • April 9, 1999
    • Channel 4

    The heights some go to for a smoke. A home viewing gives new meaning to chimney breast. A holidaymaker gets ahead on postcard writing. And Zara Vixen Bitch Warrior faces... Susan in Girlie Fighter 3.

  • S01E05 Episode 5

    • April 16, 1999
    • Channel 4

    What happens when a surgeon pushes boundaries of medical science? Having something on one's face at a party can really escalate. Nobody likes a partner who has the audacity to sleep when you can't.

  • S01E06 Episode 6

    • April 23, 1999
    • Channel 4

    Flouting the dress code on the production line. Nurses - they're fun, right? Is pulling on a cow's big old long udders any job for a woman? And does anyone enjoy working on a quacking spreadsheet?

  • S01E07 Episode 7

    • April 30, 1999
    • Channel 4

    The intricacies of approaching someone you fancy in the office. Intrusive thoughts continue to be a problem for one woman. And a shelf stacker slightly misinterprets the subtle art of shelf stacking.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Episode 1

    • April 13, 2000
    • Channel 4

    French kissing etiquette on a first date. Applying makeup on the move. And Emma, who's looking for a sensitive tough guy with a good sense of humour who takes himself seriously. And can fly.

  • S02E02 Episode 2

    • April 20, 2000
    • Channel 4

    There's some not-so-sensual coffee drinking, and Kirsty is after a gay man who fancies women. One woman has a novel way of getting served first at the pub.

  • S02E03 Episode 3

    • April 27, 2000
    • Channel 4

    Following dogs in the park. A man who's got a very clingy ex-girlfriend - literally. And a vet who has trouble identifying animals doesn't fill pet owners with confidence.

  • S02E04 Episode 4

    • May 5, 2000
    • Channel 4

    A woman is terrified as she's chased relentlessly through the streets. By a leaf. And there's wedding day woe for a bride with a sizeable signature.

  • S02E05 Episode 5

    • May 12, 2000
    • Channel 4

    A pervy student at a life drawing class doesn't go down too well with the model. A solicitor's best legal advice all relates to Flashdance. And how to deal with an annoying housemate.

  • S02E06 Episode 6

    • May 19, 2000
    • Channel 4

    Fishing for compliments on a date. A pub with a unique attraction. And one woman proves you never need to carry a bag when you've got a perfectly good bra.

  • S02E07 Episode 7

    • May 26, 2000
    • Channel 4

    There's an unusual, slightly alarming find on an archaeological dig. Meanwhile, a postal worker gets more than a little upset when she struggles to read road names.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Episode 1

    • January 11, 2002
    • Channel 4

    Indiscreet undercover police officers botch their case. An ex-punk with an unfortunate tattoo is searching for a date, and a woman undergoes a painful full-body wax.

  • S03E02 Episode 2

    • January 18, 2002
    • Channel 4

    An inappropriate sympathy card. And a dentist with unique methods.

  • S03E03 Episode 3

    • January 25, 2002
    • Channel 4

    Office pranks, an inebriated vet, and pole dancing. In the street, naturally.

  • S03E04 Episode 4

    • February 1, 2002
    • Channel 4

    A wild ballerina, a disappointing proposal, and a rather confusing coffee shop

  • S03E05 Episode 5

    • February 8, 2002
    • Channel 4

    A malfunctioning balloon, eating at a call centre, and a petrifying parachute instructor.

  • S03E06 Episode 6

    • February 15, 2002
    • Channel 4

    Waterbed relations, how not to say goodbye, and an untrustworthy diabetic.

  • S03E07 Episode 7

    • February 22, 2002
    • Channel 4

    A pointless motorbike journey, a bad translator, and an argumentative bomb disposal team.

Additional Specials

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Christmas Special (1)

    • December 26, 2002
    • Channel 4

    An especially festive compilation of hilarious and outlandish comedy sketches courtesy of Fiona Allen, Sally Phillips and Doon Mackickan. This was the first christmas special, with the second airing in 2003 new year.

  • SPECIAL 0x2 Christmas Special (2)

    • January 3, 2003
    • Channel 4

    An especially festive compliation of hillarious and outlandish comedy sketches courtesy of Fiona Allen, Sally Phillips and Doon Mackickan. This was the second of two christmas specials, the first of which aired on Boxing Day 2002.

  • SPECIAL 0x3 Remix

    • January 4, 2002
    • Channel 4

    Iconic sketches and new material - with a suspicious widow, a hunky window cleaner, a catty advert, and a music video from Czechoslovakia's biggest girl band.

  • SPECIAL 0x4 Smack The Pony returns | Red Nose Day 2017

    • March 24, 2017
    • Channel 4

    The Smack The Pony cast reunite for the first time in 14 years especially for Red Nose Day, swinging into the studio for a hat trick of hilarious sketches.