Once upon a time there was a cat that was so big, that when he went to Tokyo Godzilla ran and hid. His teeth could cut through diamonds and his claws were razor sharp! With just one look alone his evil eyes could stop your heart. But no one dared to stop him for his mass was just too great and anyone who'd try would just get crushed under his weight. His muscles were like mountains and his fur like solid steel. With an appetite so big, he'd drink a lake with every meal! He is the big mean kitty! He is the big mean kitty! He is the big mean kitty! Mean kitty! Mean Kitty! Every flight would cancel if it crossed the kitty's path and everyone could hear him when he took his kitty bath. And every time the sun came up you'd hear his kitty roars and when he made the chocolate everybody stayed indoors. His purr sounded louder than thunder as it shook the ground below and his static charge was off the charts with a strength we'll never know. With satellites and lasers we could call that furry b