The Shaturday Gang is back and preparing for Super Tuesday with DIC's understandably obscure 1989 reboot of G.I. Joe. Prepare to vote your fond memories of Marvel/Sunbow's G.I. Joe cartoon out of office as the penny-pinchers at DIC offer a new and not particularly well-designed collection of good guys and bad guys. Today's episode features a kidnapped female president, a mysterious superhero, Millard Fillmore, and yet another Geraldo Rivera proxy. The Shat Kids also watch zany, terrifying, and/or undignified campaign commercials, and then get quizzed on fictional Presidents in comics and cartoons. So shat early and shat often!