All aboard the USA Cartoon Express! The Shaturday crew welcomes Nick's sister, Jessica Rausch, to re-live their "latchkey kid" days watching the long-running cable animation block after school. The featured presentation is 1981's Trollkins: a truly forgettable combination of The Smurfs and the Dukes of Hazzard. Plus, George digs up commercials featuring famous actors before they were famous, Joe asks Jessica what annoys Nick, and the whole gang plays a round of the USA Cartoon Express game, Mainstay or Stowaway!