We’re back, y’all! A brand-new season of SEC Roll Call kicks off with all 16 teams clocking in. Georgia, Alabama, LSU, and Texas are already flexing at the top, while Oklahoma tries to keep pace and Auburn insists on claiming championships that may or may not exist. Florida is leaning on “prophecy,” Arkansas can’t temper expectations, Mississippi State’s ringing bells, South Carolina’s blasting Sandstorm, and Vandy… well, Vandy’s quoting Kid Rock. Elsewhere, Texas A&M brags about “half a track title,” Missouri embraces the dark side, Ole Miss is looking for loopholes, Kentucky wants a fair schedule, and Tennessee’s just trying to figure out what’s happening. With preseason polls, playoff dreams, and 960 long days since the SEC’s last national championship, the whole conference is fired up and ready to prove the college football crown belongs back in the South.