What's pipin' dudes and dudettes? I found this totally lame/tubular video cassette lurking in my attic and if you're completely incompetent at surfing the cyber monsoon known as the net, you really need to take a gander bro!
I visit a vape shop to push aside the crushing ramifications of my existential crisis. Hope you all enjoy and be sure to like, comment, favorite, share and subscribe!
After being humbly denied into almost every fraternity/sorority/cult out there, I decided to take it upon myself to make my own fraternity/sorority/cult, Alpha Menorah JavaScript! Here's a quick look at everything we have to offer!
Let us all take a moment to ponder about our hopes and desires for the next generation of Nintendo before the big January 12 presentation!
Who needs a live reaction? Scripted snark and a critique on the Nintendo Switch Presentation lies within!
Being one of the most popular franchises ever conceived, Super Smash Bros. has loads of hype behind it whenever a new game is announced. Because of this, leaks and rumors are a plenty in the world of Smash, so it's high time to take a look back at most major ones in each entry of the franchise.
Just looking at the console gives me a hearty dose of depression..
I'm very lonely. Happy Valentine's Day!
14 million suckers bought it for some reason, so let's dive into what the Wii U did right!
Let's kill time before the Switch launches by smashing Wii Us and talking potential Switch games!
Gawk as I over judge this bitter tasting cartridge player.
Let's take a look back at some wars, that of the console variety of course!
Clutter scares the piss out of me.
Time to slide on the nostalgia goggles and take a look back at my personal experiences with the Nintendo 3DS
From struggling to bankruptcy; The first race-themed restaurant
Who needs credibility when you can complain about a Zelda game?
Mobile games on the TV. I don't know about you but I'm sold.
Which commandment reigns supreme? Join Will and Scott as they venture to Christianity and beyond to see which commandments are the best!
I don't feel like a Star Fox, I feel like a loser.
It's time to start smoking to stop smoking.
Just in time for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, I discuss my wishes, desires, prayers and demands for Mario Kart 9!
Tonight we'll be taking a look at definitive editions, ports, and remasters of games and defend their existence.
Get this: the GameCube was the best Nintendo console.
Gauk as we take a look at the first E3 ever and recap/review the press conferences!
Let's take a look at four of the most disliked game trailers out there while also trying to make them somewhat better!
Let's talk about what games future potential Nintendo Mini Consoles could have!
Dirty casual play reigns supreme as we take a look at all final smashes and rank them from my least favorite to favorite.
As E3 2017 is starting up, let's take a look back at just a few E3 rumors from the past few shows.
Let's take a critical look at each and every major press conference of E3 2017!
It's a good game but it's trash.
Time to break a sweat and start giving a sh*t, because we're taking a look at fitness games.
Let's take a look at a handful of stage concepts that would be killer in Smash Bros.
Which of the big three gaming companies have the most to gain by leaving the hardware business?
Let's see which of Nintendo's latest new franchises comes out on top! Stay tuned for my first impressions of Splatoon 2 at the very end!
Scott goes out to see how much can be bought for the price of a new game!
Scott talks about speedruns and what makes them so interesting to watch!
In a brand new segment, Scott takes a look at an ever growing backlog of games, starting with Gravity Rush Remastered!
Scott takes a look at game consoles that led surprisingly long lives!
Look how f*ckin stupid he looks! Scott takes a look at the first Sonic the Hedgehog game released for the Sega Genesis!
Plastic sh*t makes everything that much better. Scott takes a look at the growth of amiibo, the fall of amiibo and on top of that, the recent comeback of amiibo!
No more 7/10s for us as we're taking a look at every game scoring a 97 or above on Metacritic!
Scott plays the 10 worst games of all time. What a turn off.
Scott takes a look at consoles that are considered competition against the NES Classic Edition and SNES Classic Edition.
Scott decides to go full on topical and talk about E3 1996!
Scott takes a look at the sorry sack full of games that ended a console's life!
Scott has the competitive edge so obviously it's time to take a look back at Nintendo World Championships plus the other Nintendo competitions!
Scott takes a look back at everybody's least favorite favorite console, the Nintendo Wii.
Happy Halloween! Scott takes a look at one of the most infamous urban legends in all of gaming, Polybius.
Scott takes a look at the NES classic, The Legend of Zelda, in another installment of Tales from the Backlog.
Scott takes a look at his favorite game of all time on its tenth anniversary, Super Mario Galaxy.
Scott gets a whiff of the holiday spirit/fear in the air, so naturally talks about Black Friday.
Scott takes a look at the Wii ports of the franchise with the biggest crotch of them all, Call of Duty.
Scott takes a look at the localization process and just what exactly it can do to your favorite games. Eek!
Scott pits two of the best games of 2017 against each other to see which one reigns supreme all while giving advice in the most "morbid social experiment" way you could give advice.
Scott's love for Madden 08 can be lethal, especially during the holidays. Thank you all for an amazing 2017!
Scott takes a look at the worst of the worst in the realm of rereleases, Player's Choice, Greatest Hits and Platinum Hits.
Scott takes a look at the history of Photoshop and overcompensation leading up to the announcement of the Nintendo Switch.
Scott takes a look at the launch line ups for various consoles and judges them hard.
Scott takes a look at America's favorite past time, The Guy Game! Happy Valentine's Day!
Scott wades out a snowstorm by heading to regurgitation station and talks HD remakes he wants to see.
Combatting the iron grip of a wet floor sign, Scott decides to talk some E3 1997!
Get ready for some clots because Scott goes over the first year of Nintendo Switch!
Cookin' hard or hardly cookin'?
After mourning the loss of everybody's favorite Ringo, Scott takes a look back at video game series that are far from active and why we haven't seem them in so long.
Scott takes a look at the birth of everybody's favorite pastime, Super Smash Bros. on the Nintendo 64.
During a reign of post apocalyptic anarchy, Scott looks back at some titles for WiiWare. Welcome to The WiiWare Chronicles!
Scott goes to Christianity and beyond by taking a look at The Bible Game! Happy Easter!
Scott looks at the creaky transition from 2D to 3D in the video game industry!
Scott takes a look back at everybody's favorite era of Nintendo, the sex factory one!
Scott is up against his greatest foe yet: debt! Happy Tax Day!
Scott ventures into the world of lost video games after being promoted!
Scott decides he's had enough of the whole differentiation thing between the games he plays and looks at the New Super Mario Bros. series.
2019 Scott's back to reminisce about 2018's Scott's WiiWare binge and how he believes the Wii Shop Channel will end peacefully. Poor poor naive 2018 Scott.
Scott takes a look at bankruptcy with the Nintendo Labo Variety Kit.
Scott takes a look at s'mores (game compilations).
Scott takes a look at his least favorite Super Mario Galaxy game!
Scott finds out what Luigi tastes like.
E3 2018? You mean time for Scott to talk about Project Milo right?
Scott gets his bankruptcy filin' glands ready while also taking a look at E3 2018.
Scott traverses the galaxy to find things such as the Kinect's incompetency and the Wii Vitality Sensor.
Scott takes a look at a contender for the Top 10 Smash Bros. Games list.
Scott puts his ability to oust any and all game companies to use by coming up with ideas for new Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo systems!
Scott talks about how there's more Assassin's Creed than Sushi Striker. How did we get here?
Scott goes over his thoughts on those letters on the game boxes.
Scott takes a look at a contender for the Top 10 Worst Smash Bros. Games list.
Scott talks disappointing lies about future disappointments.
Scott takes a look at everybody's favorite least favorite game published by Nintendo.
It's August 2018! Or as Scott likes to put it: It's time to talk about E3 1998!
Scott takes a look back at the return of that thing that was in Sonic Lost World.
Scott looks at games that never came out until they did!
Scott gives up.
Scott takes a look at the history of game controllers and just how exactly we got to the Wii U GamePad.
Scott talks some Wii Play plus the 14 other best selling games of all time.
Scott takes on the first Mega Man game and sees what happens when Blue Bomber meets blue border.
2019 Scott reminisces about 2018 Scott doing the whole "looking at more WiiWare games" things.
Scott looks back at the PictoChat machine that also sometimes plays Yoshi Touch & Go.
Scott celebrates the ten year anniversary of oh god.
Happy Halloween! Wanna hear something really scary? Scott takes a look at Night Trap.
Scott tries his hand at video game adultery.
Scott takes a look at a 2 for 1 combo deal of a Smash Bros. game.
Scott gets asked, "What brings you in today?"
Happy Thanksgiving! Scott decides to only buy As Seen on TV products before finally deciding he just wants to be seen on TV himself.
Scott looks back at consoles that were initially self conscious about their appearance!
As the Wii Shop Channel's closure comes closer and closer, Scott takes a look at his dwindling supply of WiiWare games. I mean why not it's not like he has a terminal illness or something.
Scott gets in the Christmas spirit by spending $200 more on a game for a figurine and some stickers.
After 99 times, Scott decides to look at something that isn't a stupid Nintendo game or Madden 08.
Scott finishes what he started and plays Major League Eating: The Game in the final installment of The WiiWare Chronicles.
Scott picks 18 Game of the Years and Dead Island isn't one of 'em.
Scott plays Hide This When Mom Comes Over: The Game. Happy Valentine's Day!
Scott talks about paper after getting distracted talking about paper.
Don't ya hate it when game companies do new things? Scott discusses games he'd like to see 2'd!
Scott whines about Mario Tennis Aces and talks about the second year of Nintendo Switch.
With Scott's nine step plan to bankruptcy, you too can THQ.
Scott takes a look back at the first Mario Kart title and cries about Donkey Kong Jr.
Scott plays Chicken Shoot & friends (a variety of shovelware).
Scott tries not to sneeze like a ton while talking about limited edition consoles.
Scott talks about the beauty of video games in a room.
(Eh, Why Not?) Scott makes history and becomes the first person in 2019 to play Wii Play.
Scott takes a look back at everybody's favorite way to play Yoshi's Island.
Scott takes a look at Outdated Kart Racer 64 for the Nintendo 64.
Scott continues his trek to talk about everything surrounding video games that aren't video games by looking at video game box art.
Scott scores a one way ticket to "gaining some credibility" by finally playing through Resident Evil 4.
Scott played Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1 on the go today what about you?
A full retrospective on the WiiWare service and complete compilation of all five installments of The WiiWare Chronicles! A compilation of 5 episodes.
Scott takes a look back at the best/worst/only Mario Kart on the Game Boy Advance!
Scott wastes money.
Scott has an existential crisis so he talks about the best and worst video game reveals and the build up to their launches.
Scott talks about Bethesda and friends.
Scott talks reboots for like I don't know fifteen minutes.
Scott realizes he's in crippling debt due to spending thousands on Nintendo games, but hey at least he got a fun Wii Remote holder out of it!
Scott picks five games he would want to have on a desert island, heat stroke included.
Scott (beret version) crafts some concepts for a future Super Smash Bros. game!
Scott takes a look at games that sadly will never come out and Project Giant Robot for Wii U.
Scott takes a look at the best Mario Kart: Double Dash yet!!
What a great Sunday to talk about the Virtual Console.
Scott plays Fun Colors and Shapes: The Video Game.
Scott gives the people what they want and talks about E3 1999.
Scott plays a silly fun depressing video game.
Scott figures out the definition of insanity.
Scott plays with garbage.
Scott tries to find the rarest game of all time to pay off some fun debt.
Scott's on TV!
Scott stands in an auditorium for three hours. Have a good homecoming!
Scott plays through a Mario Kart he has no business talking about.
Scott's a controller.
Scott looks back at his 11 year old self's worst nightmare.
Scott looks into what Luigi really said in Mario Golf plus goes to a dinner party. Happy Halloween!
Scott plays his favorite GameCube game, Interactive Multi-Game Demo Disc Version 11.
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Scott subscribes to irritation.
Scott waits.
Scott watches the things nobody wants to watch.
Scott takes a look at consoles that just refuse to exist.
Scott's a terrible father. Happy Cyber Wednesday!
Scott takes a look at Walmart's clearance bin.
Scott plays the most obscure/most well known sequel to Wii Play.
Scott gets laid on the go.
Scott buys Battleborn and 200 other games.
Scott refuses to watch anime so he plays anime.
Scott plays the forbidden-est Wii game out there. Happy Valentine's Day!
Scott cares about this kinda stuff?
Scott gets help.
Scott's waited three whole years to whine this hard.
Scott buys stuff to not use stuff.
Scott hates himself.
Scott talks the pros and cons of adoption.
Scott likes Mario Kart 7 but doesn't.
Scott stoops to a new low. Happy April Fools Day!
Scott hoards.
Scott's confused in color.
Scott likes the Wii but he needs more.
Scott talks about the Game & Watch two days shy of its 40th anniversary and he didn't even realize it!!
Scott plays the same games again.
Scott plays the Wii U's peak.
Scott goes outside.
Scott tries not to start a fire again.
Scott still hates himself.
Scott's an idiot.
Scott gets announced to.
Scott experiences the ultimate convenience.
Scott plays the Nintendo Switch's Wii U's peak.
Don’t make Scott choose.
Scott still hates himself again.
Scott got 45 minutes out of this?
Scott plays Sonic the Hedgehog 7 - 4.
Scott digs into the Nintendo 64 and his own grave.
Scott uses.
Scott uses a video game console for anything but video games.
Scott tries.
Scott joins the trend and talks about E3 2000.
Scott hates himself for one hour and forty-six minutes in this retrospective of Nintendo in 2015 and compilation of "The Dark Age of Nintendo" trilogy.
Scott gains nothing from this.
Scott's compatibly backwards.
Scott saves. Happy Halloween!
Scott plays the first 3D 3D Mario.
Scott finally has a reason to talk about FIFA 14 on the PlayStation 2.
Scott celebrates consumerism.
Scott chefs. Happy Thanksgiving!
Scott prepares.
Scott doesn't even get chess.
Scott stalls.
Scott really hates birds.
Scott wants to be an uncle.
Scott's wrong. Happy Holidays!
Scott celebrates a 2 year anniversary of a 2 year anniversary.
Scott saves money, time and space and couldn't be more upset.
Scott refuses to play Mario Power Tennis stationary.
Scott doesn't like the Virtual Boy? What?!
Scott discovers shapes exist. Thank you all for watching!
Scott plays garbage worse than garbage.
Scott doesn't need 16 more characters in his life.
Scott lies.
Scott catches up on the Verizon announcements.
Scott needs more.
Scott's color blind and it finally doesn't matter.
Scott gets with the times.
Scott comes up with another excuse to talk about the Wii U.
Scott's not running out of things to talk about.
Scott fully immerses himself in TwinBee.
Scott looks at the fifth Sonic game which is the second part of the third one.
Scott will be done talking about old E3s in roughly fifteen years.
Scott should just stop trying.
Scott's on his dimension kick again.
Scott was robbed in more ways than one.
Bathe, Scott. Bathe!
Scott continues to have been robbed a week ago.
Scott plays the classic classics.
Scott's fine, he swears. Happy Sweetest Day!
Scott incriminates himself.
Scott sells ghosts. Happy Halloween!
Like Scott needs a reason to play Mario Clock.
Scott buys a console just to get DLC early.
Scott doesn't need GameStop when he has FIFA 16 for ten dollars.
Scott's too lazy to buy the game separately.
Scott learns how to chase waste.
Scott party 2s.
Scott celebrates death.
Scott doesn't want options, he wants options
So Scott's doing anthologies now. Happy Holidays!
Unaired Test Pilot
Scott is the chosen one.
Scott celebrates March in June.
Scott talks 3D in 2D.
Scott was there.
Scott doesn't like this game.
Scott discovers shapes exist again.
Behold. Scott’s letter critique.
Scott blows up garbage.
Scott ex-looks at ex-ex-exclusives.
Scott's seein' double!
Scott plays The Sims 2 Pets without a caps lock key.
Scott takes a look at the history of the Nintendo eShop on both Wii U and Nintendo 3DS to celebrate Halloween eight days ago. Happy Belated Halloween!
Scott talks about what he considers to be good and bad deals in gaming, i.e. somebody was finally brave enough to talk about Mass Effect 3 on Wii U.
Scott gets a deal (wet rat).
Scott dies.
Scott's late. Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
It's the Best of Scott The Woz 2017 + 5. In March. And one of the episodes included released in 2023. This just keeps getting better and better.
Scott celebrates being one year closer to never having to do this ever again.
Scott wants to find the true meaning of Halloween. He then proceeds to play M&Ms Blast for Game Boy Advance. Happy Halloween!
Scott doesn't know what day it is, so it's the perfect time to celebrate Christmas. Happy Holidays!
Scott budges.
A handful of outtakes from the Frat House tour. One of my favorite videos we've done.
It's a brand new episode of Scott The Woz that just so happens to be called Best of Scott The Woz 2019 I swear.
Need proof Scott The Woz happened in 2020?
Awh man, I was hoping for Best of Scott The Woz 2020 Part 2.
