Sketches include: Donald Rumsfeld Speaks To Soldiers, Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover (rerun from Lindsay Lohan/Usher episode), Big Roach Problem, Horny Airport Security Officer, Show Biz Grande Explosion, Key Party, The Window Cleaner, and Merv The Perv. Scissor Sisters sing: ""Take Your Mama"" and a cover of Pink Floyd's ""Comfortably Numb""
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Colin Farrell | Guest Star | ||
| Paula Pell | Guest Star | ||
| Brett Hull | Guest Star | ||
| Lindsay Lohan | Guest Star | ||
| Scissor Sisters | Guest Star |