Bingo Lady The Bingo Lady, in her new scooter, takes aim at the latest headlines. Paul Martin--Taxes Paul Martin, in preparation for his upcoming budget, explains how Canadians aren't really overtaxed. Icebound Husband A woman is worried about her husband when he doesn't return from walking the dog one cold, winter night. Siskel & Ebert--Oscars Gene and Roger, when they're not too busy insulting each other, take a look at their favourite pics for the Oscars. Two Herbs & Closet Elvis Closet Elvis's advisor, the real Herb Gray, Solicitor-General, drops by to give some advice. The Paranoid A paranoid barfly reflects on the Canadian Conspiracy to get him. Canoe Guys--Portage William and Jacques are on portage. Chicken Cannon William and Jacques finally get under the gun.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Herb Gray | Guest Star |