The show the critics have acclaimed; loved by the masses, Roland is everyone's idea of a cuddly, adorable superstar. This week in the Ratcave Maureen goes on a blind date, courtesy of the Darcey de Farcey Digital Dating Service. Special rodent guest star is Brian Blessed in a sensitive re-enactment of A Tale of Two Cities, re-written by Roland for the televisual medium. Also featuring the wonderful Darcey de Farcey (JAMES SAXON) and the delectable Maureen McConkey (ANNA KAREN).