When Scissors lies about Rock's birthday to get free cake, the trio must go on the run; when Paper lies to impress his neighbour, Pencil, he winds up having to defend the world from an alien invasion.
To attend the Rat Bros' party, the trio try to get their hands on the latest cool item known as a pogo stick; Rock tries to get a job at Evil Robot Corp, while Paper and Scissors investigate the company to see if it's exactly what it sounds like.
Scissors helps Paper have a weekend interesting enough to impress Pencil; Rock, Paper and Scissors try to prove they shouldn't be replaced by their incredible new friend, Putty.
The trio plays a game of hide and seek that spans the globe and takes decades to complete; to get their landlord to lower their rent, the trio tries to help him achieve his impossible dream.
Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to transform their unusual car, The Susan, into a prize-winning vehicle; Paper gives Rock mechanical eyebrows to help with an audition, while Scissors has an adventure with stand-ins.
When Scissors runs out of money, he tries to become a janitor but discovers that the job involves way more skill than he initially thought.
After the heater breaks, the trio's apartment freezes. Meanwhile, Lou attends Landlord Con. Paper joins Rock and Scissors in a prank war against the Rat Bros and Pencil, but Pencil has a secret weapon.
The trio goes on an unnecessarily action-packed adventure with Paper's sister, Sandpaper, to get seven key limes; when Rock's TV dinner isn't as plentiful as advertised, he fights for justice. Meanwhile, Scissors works for the Big Turkey company.
Rock, Paper and Scissors meet another trio that they can't help but compare themselves to; Peter and Leaf work together to try and resolve a conflict between Scissors and a powerful magician.
When Pencil comes over to watch a horror movie, Paper worries he'll be too scared to handle it; there's a light wind, and Paper is far from home! Rock and Scissors try to save him before he blows away forever.
Rock, Paper and Scissors want to take the perfect photo for their Christmas card but run into a problem; Paper and Scissors get into trouble by pretending to be someone else.
Rock challenges Scissors to a high-stakes bowling game; when a personality quiz gives Rock the worst result, he tries to prove to everyone that he knows who he truly is.
When his friends become obsessed with Rock's friend, Potato, Paper tries to win back their attention; when Rock, Scissors, and Pencil learn that Paper dislikes fart jokes, they search for one that'll make him laugh.
Rock and Scissors learn that Paper invents better when angry, so they try to continue enraging him; after Scissors breaks his arm, he tries to hide it from Paper.
Someone from Scissors' past returns and threatens to kick his butt unless Scissors mows his lawn; Pencil gets lost in the mountains and tries to find a way home with the help of Potato.
Paper makes Scissors feel bad for not doing his New Year's resolution, so Scissors tries to do it in 12 hours; in order to feel smart, Paper puts together a book club with the least intelligent people he knows.
When Rock's dad comes to town, Rock joins the family business in an attempt to finally impress his father; after receiving a glitter bomb in the mail, Rock vows revenge on the anonymous bomber.
After learning about a bunch of eccentric holidays like Rock Day, Paper vows to get a holiday of his own; Scissors goes deep into his mind to decide on whether to help his roommates bring in the groceries.
Scissors blindly sells his likeness to a new company that sells diapers for babies with huge poops; Rock tries to convince Paper and Scissors he is ready for a pet by taking care of a deadly robotic dog.
Paper tries to make Scissors do his one chore while Rock looks for the perfect fantasy romance.
Rock quests for an ancient artifact in order to prove he is worthy of working with his modeling role model, Franz Roll. Meanwhile, Paper and Scissors compete to be more supportive of Rock in the hopes that one of them will head his entourage when he's famous.
Paper and Pencil tell a kind of funny joke at a party and chase the feeling of people finding them funny by telling it again and again; Scissors hires an orchestra to follow him around and score his life, helping him attract a famous girlfriend.
The trio's overly competitive old friend Shoot comes back to town; Rock starts his job as Franz Roll's assistant and learns just how demanding his role model truly is.
Paper believes he's been accepted into a prestigious college only to learn that he's been placed into the third grade, which is harder than he expected; when Scissors convinces Lou the Landlord to quit, The Astonishing Catalina takes over and ruins his life.
When Scissors swallows a pinecone, Pencil uses a technological marvel – the origami robot – to enter his stomach; Scissors sees an inspirational movie about a scrappy kid who defies the odds to become a football star and tries to do the same thing.
Rock, Paper, and Scissors must prove their superiority over the Rat Bros in an "altruistic-off", a competition of doing good for society; Scissors has a bad date with Lolly the pop star and becomes the most hated man on Earth.
Paper takes Rock and Scissors' cellphones, so the trio can connect in real life, but it turns out to be the worst day ever to be off-the-grid; Rock can't sleep, so Paper and Scissors must tell him a bedtime story, but he's hard to please.
Franz Roll mistakes Scissors for a dog and adopts him, growing close to him and making Rock jealous of their relationship; Paper dreads his annual family get-together because his family is more accomplished than he is, so he hatches a plan to skip it.
Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to maintain their tradition of seeing every Moonami film on opening day; the trio ends up before a spider judge and jury for attempting to squish a spider in their apartment.
Scissors thinks he's finally discovered his "thing" when he joins forces with the sleep-themed villain Dreamscape; Rock is sick and can't lead the Robo Car Wash in the Car Wash Nationals dance competition, leaving it to Paper and Scissors.
The trio have a great time bird-watching until they return home to find the birds have started watching them; the trio discovers they're trapped in a nightmare and must wake up before one of them wets the bed.
Paper is frustrated when Scissors gets a car registered as an emotional support convertible and brings it with him everywhere; the trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.
Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true; Scissors stays home when Rock and Paper go cherry picking, but when they grow much closer to one another, he feels left out.
Paper and Pencil inadvertently create a horde of Rock clones and decide to look after them together; Rock, Paper, and Scissors find a genie, but just as they’re about to make their wish, his 1,000 year curse runs out, and he can no longer grant their wish.
Paper and Sandpaper are on a train that gets hijacked by The Algebra Villain, who will make them crash unless Paper solves an algebra problem; Rock and Scissors think of the perfect prank call, but Rock bails to watch Franz Roll’s pet Kitty.
When Scissors makes "being hardcore" a mandatory apartment rule, Paper goes to absurd lengths to prove himself; when Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.
Rock, Paper, and Scissors jump at the chance to go on a wacky adventure with Henry Winkler, only to discover the beloved celebrity is secretly a criminal mastermind; Paper's romantic dinner plans with Pencil spiral out of control after the whole town is convinced he's dating Potato.
Rock tries to hide Potato's latest achievement from Paper, knowing he's incapable of keeping a secret; when Sandpaper confiscates their video games, Rock, Paper, and Scissors are forced to survive her insanely dangerous jungle workout program to get it back.
Paper travels back to the Paleolithic Era to save his reputation as a researcher, only to make things much, much worse; Lou turns his cat, Meatball, into a vampire to try and keep him alive forever.
While Paper and Scissors throw an apology party for everyone they've wronged, Rock accidentally shrinks himself and Franz Roll, and the two struggle to survive the chaos; Scissors falls for a beautiful mermaid he met on a dating app, but his desperate need to prove she's real threatens to destroy their relationship.
When Scissors gets tired of not getting his way, he hires a "power shark."
