How do you tell a coherent story featuring Cuban mercenaries, a secret agent, a budding romance between individuals from entirely alien cultures, and a fearsome monster? Don't ask anyone who worked on this movie, because they don't know either. Legend has it that not everything filmed for Last Woman on Earth ended up on screen (let that sink in), and so Roger Corman, with his impeccable artistic eye, saw there was real potential in the excised footage that less bold filmmakers might have just thrown in the trash. So, using actors recycled from Last Woman on Earth, a plot and title recycled from Beast of the Haunted Cave, and a monster recycled from some recycling, Corman exquisitely knocked together this motion picture over he course of seven days, and still somehow had the weekend off. RiffTrax Presents is proud to RiffTrax Present this masterwork, lovingly recolored by unhappy people, and talked over by two guys with weird accents.