You better not pout, You better not cry, You better not shout, I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is coming.... Santa Claus is coming.... OMIGOD! Santa Claus is coming!!!! That face! That...twisted...wooden...the eyes! THE EYES!!!!!!! Run! Scream! Shout! Cry! IT'S COMING! IT WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!