With the Internets abuzz with J.J. Abrams' successful relaunching of the Star Trek franchise, we invite you to take a step back to yesteryear with us - a big, biomechanical step into Borg territory. Yes, it's Best of Both Worlds Part One, wherein Captain Picard is captured by the Borg, who are all very upset because they don't get to shave his head like all of their other captives. Performance and script by Matt Nelson; writing assistance by Kevin Rudolph. Part Two is riffed by Ice on Mars, which is available at: https://www.rifftrax.com/iriff/ice-on-mars-star-trek-the-next-generation-best-of-both-worlds-part-two