While flying a remote mission near Singapore, a pilot spots what is possibly the most laughable stop motion dinosaur model in film history. He’s desperate to go catch it, presumably so he can give it to a three year old to use as a bath toy. Unfortunately, the only man who knows where to find the island is still traumatized because the last time he went there the chew-toy dinosaurs ate all his friends. What a whiner! Since then, he’s become a derelict alcoholic, but fortunately he knows of an ancient secret technique for detoxing: he stops drinking. On this Unknown Island, dangers lurk around every corner: gruesome beasts that will burst out of the brush, grunting and flailing and then carry off your women to a horrible fate — and that's just the ship’s captain!