If you’re supposed to be grad students, why are you clearly in your mid forties? Might your career prospects be improved if you got a degree in literally anything else, like a masters in Eating Pringles, or a Ph.D. in Proper Q-Tip Technique? Why does your shirt say “Pahoo” on the back of it? Yes, one of our main characters is named Pahoo. He and his buddy Rives have come to Oil City, Louisiana in search of a mysterious, smelly, hairy creature that has been terrorizing the locals. Once they’ve ruled out Post Malone, they venture into the swamp in search of clues. The creature, is pretty much your standard Bigfoot, though we assume that being from Louisiana, it has the mystical ability to tolerate Zydeco music for longer than 45 seconds. It has killed, and will kill again, which is probably why our heroes spend most of the film’s run time in a local diner, eating burgers and flirting with waitresses.