Long ago, the United States sent a rocket into space. That rocket had a monkey on it, and it was called Space Master X-7. The mission concludes successfully in the second minute of the movie and the rocket is never heard from again. Turns out the rocket brought back a radioactive space fungus which a leading scientist deems “Blood Rust.” Tragically, the fungus breaks containment and the scientist begs his army colleagues to come burn his house down, which they are shockingly prepared to do at the drop of a hat, to the point where you wonder if they just keep surplus containers of gasoline in their car at all times in case they need to commit arson against a co-worker. And then at this point, with the planet’s future hanging in the balance, it becomes a film about a woman trying to catch a flight.