Bicycles have traditionally had only two purposes: going from point A to point B and making the worst people in the world froth at the mouth with rage in comments sections whenever it’s suggested that cars should watch out for them. But back in the '80s, a third purpose was discovered: Bicycle Dancing. Yes, there was nothing cooler than getting a really tiny BMX bike and making it go Bouncy Bouncy! While the potential of this new art form was teased at during the opening credits of Rad, its screen time was vastly cut due to the breakout success of its co-star, Ass Sliding. But with nary an ass to be slid in this short, it’s time for tricks like bunny hops, tail whips, spin dizzles, raspberry rotorooters, marleybone weekends, capitol critters, hamburglar therapists, and several other terms we also just made up to take center stage!