Rich is worried that his son is going to become a comedian or worse still a Messiah, but Rich is planning to buy a sex island so all is OK. His guest is superior (in both senses) comedian and possible giant Pierre Novellie. They talk about Charles Manson's bold decision during his trial, being massaged by Dave Benson Phillips, the disturbing consequences of a South African accent, whether Richard is really mentally normal as the internet claims or if he's just lapped everyone else, the untrustworthiness of the neatly bearded, the effectiveness of precise language and why semen doesn't taste like strawberry milk shake. Plus why you don't take the Bee Gees into battle.