Jack boasts that he seduces women with his cooking. Ellen predicts that his dinner with Melessa is destined for the love dumpster. On this edition, we're rolling tape and running for cover as Greg, Comedy Central king BEN STEIN, and longtime ""Baywatch"" cutie ALEXANDRA PAUL chew Jack up and spit him out! LOCATION: Authentic Café, Whole Foods, and Sagebrush Cantina