Character Select Screens offer us a look at how purpose can flirt with style to produce a necessary user interface that ultimately is used to hover past anime sword fighters! Today, Alax utilizes one of his eight abilities, overthinking, to create the Axis of Funk: A diagram so unnecessarily robust that he almost should have done a tier list. What character selects will be unselected? What screens will make you scream? Why is most of it Mario games?