8.5 HOURS! / Caught in the act / MARTHAS / “Someday You’ll Die” by Nikki Glaser / Everyone on the Tom Brady roast had 20 ghost-writers (just like Drake) / Mike’s water has lithium in it too! / Mike and Jules meet singer-songwriter Joanna Sternberg and the band Alvvays! / WE WATCHED: Baby Reindeer + We’ve got some “Marthas” of our own / Hannah Gadsby friendship request / Macklemore is back with a song for Palestine / Jerry Seinfeld gets WATCHED by protesters / Mike’s new enemy: Sabrina Carpenter / A confused Doug Stanhope starts a WAR with Redbar! / Nikki Glaser discusses her new music career with Theo Von / SONG: “Give It A Year” by Scott Pires / NOAI / Reviewing more $20 Yeezy items from Kanye West / Forgiving Diddy / We are students of Terrance Howard’s “Terryology” / WE WATCHED: Challengers / SONG: “Schmee Schmokin” by Richie Rich / CHRISSY CHAOS! Chris Distefano could not be more nervous and screwed up! Joe Rogan and Jeff Wittek are concerned, and so are we! / Steel Toe Aaron Imhol