This week Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico are joined by comedians Sam Morril and Patrick Shroeder and they discuss the origin of Valentine's Day and name St Valentine's murderer as Real Ass Dude Of The Week, both single guests make up a romantic first date idea, Does It Live? - hamster that doesn't make its flight, how Luis almost caused a fish to be murdered by its dad, childhood pets, Chicago TV station confuses Pyeongchang with PF Chang, Listener Questions and so much more! Follow the whole show: @SamMorril, @Schrotime, @LuisJGomez, @ZacIsNotFunny, @RealAssPodcast, @GaSDigital, @IMShannonLee