This week Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico are joined by comedians Nick Mullen and Eli Sairs and discuss the best and worst ways to contract HIV, if ghosts and zombies are retarded, STD transmission, the drunk Philly girl, prison jobs, the girl who hasn't shaved her legs in a year, gender focused advertising, Guess The News - Billy Cosby's Trial, forms of execution, Luis' keto diet, the Real Ass Contest winners, listener questions and so much more! Follow the whole show: @EliSairs, @LuisJGomez, @ZacIsNotFunny, @RealAssPodcast, @GaSDigital, @IMShannonLee