Questions arise regarding the validity of a heroic story from Wayne's past in the series premiere of a sitcom about perfectionist parents raising a brood of overachievers—plus one son who is content with mediocrity.
Wayne and Conner disagree about whether a tree in the front yard should be removed. Meanwhile, Adam and Bentley join forces to repair the air conditioner.
Conner grows tired of her brothers interfering with her dating life, and Emmett's attempt to trade a date with her for a bike discount proves to be the last straw.
When the stench coming from Emmett's room is determined to be mold, the family calls a fumigator who claims he only needs to tent Emmett's room. But it soon spreads to the other bedrooms, forcing the Wayney siblings to become temporary roommates.
Emmett is so desperate to get to a local hot-dog-eating contest that he resorts to tunneling through the basement wall. Meanwhile, Adam and Bentley unearth a secret stockpile of chocolate-covered raisins.
Paige takes the family camping so they can spend time with each other and away from their beloved electronic devices, but not everything goes according to plan.
Paige's sister arrives for an unexpected visit. Meanwhile, Emmett wants to impress everyone with a lavish seafood dinner, but problems arise when the lobsters get loose
Emmett breaks Bentley's cello during a mishap, so Emmett and Nate stage a robbery to pretend the instrument was stolen. Meanwhile, Conner and Adam get into a dispute over toiletries.
Emmett develops a crush on his math tutor, but she's captivated by Adam, not Emmett. Meanwhile, Bentley struggles to move his harp to the second floor; and Conner and Paige take up beekeeping.
Emmett wants to construct a drone, but he must put this project aside until he gets Conner a hawk for her birthday. Meanwhile, Bentley practices scoring films by scoring his family's every moment; and Paige encourage Wayne to bond with Emmett.
Emmett runs a t-shirt business from the garage and gets his siblings to work for him, but he runs into a snag when he learns his logo is copyrighted by a charity. Meanwhile, Paige's idea to work in a soundproof room has an unforeseen drawback.
Paige and Wayne attend a Halloween party, and the kids decide to turn the family home into a haunted-house attraction, complete with a cadaver from the nearby teaching hospital.
A mockumentary about the Wayney family and their obsession with jars such as the Pun Jar. When the Wayney kids revolt, they can't imagine what is in store for them.
Wayne, Paige, and Adam are fed up with chauffeuring Bentley. They insist he get his learner's permit even though he is scared of driving. Emmett attempts to help. Bentley overcomes his fear of driving while Derek and Conner feud over the 'security threat' of a visiting rabbit.
Paige heads off to visit Wayne who's away on business, but the kids' plans for an exciting adult-free weekend is ruined when Bentley converts his parents' bedroom into a "bed and breakfast".
Emmett's plan to build a drone is put on hold so he can get Conner an awesome birthday present - a wild hawk. Paige tells Wayne to spend more quality time with Emmett, which translates into him resurrecting Emmett's drone project.
Derek's mysterious behavior leads his brothers to surmise he has a girlfriend and are shocked to discover he's actually in a choir. Much to Derek's chagrin, Bentley, Paige and Emmett home in on their choir life. Conner gets her wisdom teeth removed.
When the stench coming from Emmett’s room is determined to be mold, the family calls a fumigator who claims he only needs to tent Emmett’s room. As the mold spreads to other bedrooms, the siblings are inconvenienced when they have to bunk together.
