Kadarius Toney is one of my favorite players in the NFL. Prior to the 2023 season, a statement like this wouldn't have required an explanation. After the 2023 season, this requires an explanation in the form of an hourlong, two-part documentary or video essay or whatever you'd like to call it. If you'd like to join the Kadarius Toney Fan Club, or at least understand why such a fan club might exist, this is for you.